BaronBurdock
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Y2K Amish. Civilization peaked in 1999
Watching a kids show with my kids, excited to discover that Ozzy Osbourne is voicing one of the fishes.
They don't have the vocabulary (yet), but I saw "fuck off boomer" in their eyes.
When the pikachu starts spinning... 
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This dude Speed deadass set off a whole ass firework pikachu IN HIS ROOM BRUH 😭
Watching Joey Chestnut snap the neck of some asshat protester and then go back to crushing hotdogs...brings a tear to my eye
Happy Independence Day! 
A rom-com where a New Hampshire bitcoin maxi falls in love with a Texas goldbug and hilarity ensues. You're welcome for the idea.
Never underestimate a mother's love for her childen...including her willingness to fill the front lawn with inflatable pools and other bullshit.
The net profit on gas sales is fucking laughable at any given gas station. This is some Atlas Shrugged level idiocy. 
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My message to the companies running gas stations and setting prices at the pump is simple: this is a time of war and global peril.
Bring down the...
Romero put out a 5th Doom episode in 2019 and no one told me...
Fucking King 👑, and predictably, Nintendo gave a bullshit excuse. 
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Someone reportedly bought up $40k of stock to ask Nintendo about F-Zero:
https://t.co/w2gBU19d8p
I'm generally suspicious of any green solution, but I'm interested in agave fiber-based straws and cutlery. When some wild and oppressive carbon scheme is thrust on me, I'm going to do my part by drinking copious amounts of tequila.
I don't exactly know what I'm doing, but I can't for the life of me get Command and Conquer 95 running on Linux decently, even after messing around with Lutris and various WINE settings. Anyone have any luck with this?
"How are things going with the exchanges?" 
Kids needed to burn off some energy, went out for a walk. This section always reminds me of the Channelwood Age from Myst. 
For shits and giggles I started watching Highlander. I'm real caught on how fucking stupid the Kurgan's sword is, it would break if you dropped it on the ground. I was able to suspend disbelief on everything else though.
Sega wouldn't make a new Jet Set Radio game, so indie devs took it upon themselves to make Bomb Rush Cyberfunk. Nintendo wouldn't make a new Star Fox game so indie devs are making Ex-Zodiac. Any other IPs out there that need a spiritual sequel?
I love the low-poly aesthetic. The original Star Fox is one of my favorite games, even if it runs at like 10 fps. Excited to try this out https://t.co/X7PaZtUloj
Backups are only backups if they are in a safe and secure location...for example, leaving an external hard drive in a place where your kids will spill their bubble solution all over it is not a good use of backups
I love a good podcast...but man do I get hung up on the audio. Someone could have the answer to all life's mysteries and if the audio was shit I'd skip it move onto the next. Made it halfway through an episode where the volume got quieter and quieter. Maddening
I take great joy in watching those who were so eager to force vaccines on everyone, threatening their livelihoods if they didnt take the shot, freak the fuck out about Roe. 