I spend a lot of time doing things because I can, and not because I actually should/need to.
BaronBurdock
baronburdock@nostrplebs.com
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Y2K Amish. Civilization peaked in 1999
Going to settle down, live a quiet life in the Uncanny Valley
LaMDA?! Psshh. Try SmarterChild
Why is bitcoin crashing? A slew of technical explanations are out there that I have disregarded. Instead, I am working under the superstition/assumption that I'm being given a second chance to make up for cashing out years ago and buying a shitload of games.
Going to get my kids to scribble a bunch of red and green lines. Then I'm gonna get on here and make some wild bitcoin predictions.
"Theres support at 18K, and ultra-super support at 9K before it launches to 175K, buckle up asshats"
New plan:
Sneak onto someone's property with fruit bearing trees, graft a different type of branch onto that tree without them knowing. Later, watch them make an ass of themselves proclaiming some miracle that their apple tree is growing pears or something like that
Did Yarvin spend some time in Boston recently?
The Twitter bots have become sentient...Cheryl1947493025830 is fighting with Bob8493949302432 about the latest crash
"Bob the Builder sucks D and you can't trust him"
...I'm still laughing at this. What reason would a third grader have to not trust Bob the Builder? Shoddy workmanship and cheap materials?
I'm on the Five Guys hangover recovery program
I love a good wedding. I wish there was one every weekend
Mentally preparing for tomorrow's hangover
I don't understand the love for Mega Man Legends...if you take Mega Man and Roll out of it, it has nothing in common with the rest of the series. It might as well be a separate IP. It's not Mega Man.
I wonder if jettisoning the "it's digital gold" explanation for bitcoin makes things harder for newbies (which I kinda still am). Yeah, it falls short, but at least puts the person in the right state of mind to learn more.
The dry spell has ended, new pickup. Going legit and restarting my character tonight 
Jerome Powell is a bigger threat to me and my family than Vladimir Putin...full stop. https://t.co/BfHMK3A1UQ
I'm of the opinion that anonymity doesn't lead to hostility online...it's literally just Twitter. In one corner of the internet you are dropping please and thank yous, on Twitter you are death threating journos. That is the way
Step 1: Hack the NYT, shutdown Wordle
Step 2: Foment revolution amongst the Wine Moms
Step 3: Buy popcorn 
The Battle Rainbow Rock Man.
I don't understand why that title didn't fly.
This fucking app hahaha 