elon musk now worth $750 billion
in b4 the bernie sanders video drops
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elon musk now worth $750 billion
someone please check on bernie
i am buying bitcorns even though pretty sure it's going down
MSTR's yield comes from the same place Luna's anchor yield came from
A reminder that Luna also bought bitcoin to defend the peg
remember 5 minutes ago when saylor was blocking devs from being funded and talking about how risky it is to work on bitcoin
and now he's talking about how risky it is to not rapidly build quantum resistance and do hard forks
what a fucking retard
anyway just use segwit and don't re-use addresses and you don't have to worry about quantum.
when a vibe coder shows up a dev meetup
do you thaw your turkey on the counter the day before
or thaw it 4 days in advance in the fridge
gm,
My bear market side hustle is counting cards. Feels great to beat the casino at their own game.
Not a bad way to stack no-kyc sats either 😈
if you want to learn how you can try out my app for free:
if you want to learn how you can try out my app for free: AP Toolbox: Free Card Counting Training Software
Advanced simulation, bankroll management, and training for blackjack professionals.
mempool behaved very strangely this cycle, not sure it sends any signal anymore other than very few people use the chain to make transactions
spikes in mempool fees used to coincide with euphoria, sort of did with ordinals i suppose?
government workers worried they might have to work lmfao
when your average price is like $7k and people ask if you're ok at $90k
he tried to eat all the snow this morning but failed
good morning
if anyone out there is into blackjack, would love your feedback on something I've been cooking up:
useful feedback gets zapped ⚡
AP Toolbox: Free Card Counting Training Software
Advanced simulation, bankroll management, and training for blackjack professionals.
at this point i'd like to have software that does NOT have AI in it pls
just bought a $350 printer so i can print a shipping label to return a $19 item on Amazon
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coinbase supports over 100 shitcoin chains natively but had to outsource their lightning implementation
you might think this is because coinbase is retarded but actually it's because lightning is retarded
sadly this isn't twitter so I can't disable comments, my body is ready for your hate, let it flow through you directly to my chan_status_borked
Remember when Jon Snow thought he was a northerner until he went north of the wall and saw what real winter was like
that's how i feel moving a few hours north of Toronto
we may not have big guns but we make due 🇨🇦 🫎 
good morning
