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Instead of watching my 600lbs life on YouTube gonna just head down to this protest and people watch
When you finally start noticing progress at the gym 
Why is there a purge in big American cities one year after each halving
I can't believe I'm saying this but the new Canadian government is actually not doing retarded things, compared to the previous at least
GM,
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Lord give me the strength to do the dishes
These accounts seem to be involved in the spam attacks
Post workout meal
3 PRs today 🫡🏋️ 
Remember when kayne tried to warn us about Netanyahu using a net and yahoo?
Even Alex Jones didn't see this coming 
Take a shower before the gym yah stankyass mawfukkaz
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The best part about running a wallet service is 90% of your users are just people trying to attack and steal from you