Don’t threaten me with a good time 
Hello World
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Family man, Software engineer, Jiujitsu enthusiast, Ultramarathoner. Taliban tried to kill me but failed.
This is hilarious. Is this real? I thought this was a joke.
Signed up for another 100 miler. It’s like a legal acid trip. If you know, you know.
Only reason I have a “Conbase” account is so I can collect a reward for learning about these other useless crypto projects. I definitely don’t hold this bullshit, as soon as I collect I convert to Bitcoin 🤣. 
Deez Nuts 2024! All zaps to this post will be donated to Deez’s campaign. This is a fight for democracy.
Who wants to get zapped? I just opened a fresh lightning channel and them sats are burning a hole in my pocket.