Who wants to sign up for a Pfizer clinical trial? They will pay you 1,000,000 Sats to try out a new version of experimental gene therapy.

100 KM in 21 hours 18 minutes

Feature request for the strike app. I’m guessing I wouldn’t be the first to request this. I’m looking for a setting to be able to use sats as the standard. I mainly want this in my notifications from the strike app but also wouldn’t hurt across the app. Could also give the option of milli-Bitcoins for the psychopaths out there. Note this screenshot where someone on nostr zapped me 10 sats but the notification leaves off the last zero. @strike @jack mallers

Almost time to run really far.

It’s impossible to reason with a two year old child. Might as well be trying to reason with a fiat-minded progressive/Neo-con.

LFG

I love Nostr base social media because there is a lot less bitch-ass pussies using these relays.

Enabled the LSP feature on the embedded @ZEUS lightning node. Got a channel opened fast and was able to send and receive some sats. The experience was smooth and will be great for onboarding new people.

First pair of speed goats. I’ve had a couple pairs of challengers but this will be my first 100 miler in this model. Where my Nostr ultra-marathoners at?

Shoutout to Lowes for having designated parking spots for wounded mercenaries like me.

Forgot how sketchy tornado weather feels. Michigan got crushed last night.