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And you wake up. And tomorrow comes today

I want to get good with words so I can charm people with them and so I influence people with them

When it comes to prolonged masturbation Lady Gaga gave us song "The Edge of Glory"

True Zen master doesn't need a backrest in his chair. That's what I heard a while ago

I noticed I get more zaps when I post pictures of naked girls

AI is crumbling and gonna die soon Good (steps away from the mic)

In the morning Amethyst lost connection to many websockets again. It also looks like there is no local caching of notes so I had a fractured timeline. Seems to be working now but I cannot see Nostr as a serious alternative with situations like that. I'll keep observing the situation

Donald Trump will walk into any room and be like "There's not enough gold here!"

I might have choked a salesperson from my DMs

You attack them when they are weak

Ever since I read you can get addicted to enema I've been meaning to try it

Tits are nice yeah sure but it's the Ass that I crave with an eternal passion that consumes my soul