When you do it to porn found on Nostr then it's called mastrbation
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#cnsnntstr -- a subgroup of nostriches who detest vowels
The year is 2025. It is illegal in the US to bring in memes depicting officials
I'm a memer. Of course I'm gonna laugh at this [insert a serious situation]
I used to recommend myself for following but everyone followed me and there is no one new any more
What the heck


Machete don't vent
Nostr is like this basement where 3 nerds discuss taking over the world with their magic beans. But the atmosphere's good so I'm hanging out
"You matter to me not" tells me an asshole who keeps messaging me in quick responses
My takeaway from any meeting is whatever they ordered from the catering company