Was at the supermarket, bought milk cheese and eggs. After I paid, I grabbed the milk cheese and eggs to walk out and I dropped the carton of eggs. The cashier was like “Oh no, do you want to grab another dozen?” I said “nah, it’s all good”, picked up the carton and walked out dripping my net worth like an oil tycoon would. As I’m leaving, a voice comes over the speaker “Clean up at register 1” ::end scene, fade to black::

Just tried to orange pill a friend over mezcal old fashioneds…he’s a bitcoiner, he just doesn’t know it yet