3yo: “I have to pee!”
(I proceed to supervise)
Me: “Nice job. You got about 5% in the toilet.”
(3yo runs into the other room)
3yo: “Mama!! I got 5% in the toilet!!!”
🤣💀
My wife asked what historical figure my firstborn should dress up as for “historical day” at school.
I said he should probably just go as himself, because the kid is gonna make history.
The kid agreed 😆