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Coworker: “OMG! I can’t believe Trump’s pick for HHS secretary!!” Me: “I mean RFK heading the HHS makes more sense than Carrot Top so there’s that.” 🍿
I like to think that I keep a pretty open mind, but… …AG MATT FCKIN GAETZ?!?!
My wife: “We’re going to make husband-changing money this year, right?!” Me: “Absolutely! It’s going to get totally…wait…wut??”
a while back my wife told me to put part of the emergency fund into “something safe,” so naturally I dropped it into mstr
my wife already told me that i need to behave at work this week
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