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Paul Allen
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"A false balance is abomination to the Lord: but a just weight is his delight."
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PaulAllen 1 month ago
🤣 "Chuck Norris was such a badass he used to cockblock me from rubbing one out to Christie Brinkley every morning"
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PaulAllen 1 month ago
False choice. If the borrower is servant to the lender, we can't expect the feds to fund schools in our neighborhood and not exercise influence over the cirriculum. Which probably has a lot to do with a voting public tolerant of current foreign and domestic policy. View quoted note →
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PaulAllen 1 month ago
Ginger, English accent, and craps on DST ❤️
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PaulAllen 1 month ago
What's the obsession with apps anyway? Jump out of Amazon or YT for a few minutes, come back and half the time it's lost my place and sent me back to the home page. Never have this problem with my mobile browser. It can retain the page I'm on even through a phone reboot.
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PaulAllen 1 month ago
Marriage tip: you don't need viagra. You need a secret backup stash of all the personal care crap she uses every morning.
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PaulAllen 1 month ago
My bicycle helmet may look gay but you spent your whole life working for money that pedophile politicians borrowed into existence and then taxed you for earning
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PaulAllen 1 month ago
Tony Franklin - Jelly Roll - Bass Only Version
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PaulAllen 1 month ago
Weird Al should make a Heart parody about an elderly woman who keeps getting her junk waxed. Call it 'Bare Old Coota' 🤣
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PaulAllen 1 month ago
Regional news outlets running stories about TSA agents in the area having to hit up the local food banks. Crazy that back when my kid was a baby the TSA didn't even exist. Months before the government created a job called TSA agent, Google and the internet were destroying the last remnant of a private sector occupation called Directory Assistance Operator. There were no news reporters asking my wife how we planned to survive the destruction of her industry with a house payment, car payment and a new baby. No clout-seeking 'charities' handing out gift cards. God and family helped us keep food on the table.
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PaulAllen 2 months ago
It's hard to feel optimistic about even the most positive developments when you've spent the last few months watching your nation's founding document and supreme law completely fail to protect the most basic human rights of an entire state's population. For Virginians, the sacred freedoms enshrined in the Bill of Rights rendered null and void by nothing more than a single state election cycle, and the first thing the tyrants did after taking power is set to work to ensure that their party never loses another election. What can you do when you're too small to fight back and too poor to leave? It's not like we ignored pandemic-era warnings to flee a woke city full of subway trains and skyscrapers. We live within a mile of a cow pasture and a national forest. Wherever you go, the woke mind-virus will find you. You can run but you can't hide. A few days shy of 251 years ago, a famous Virginian asked his neighbors, "Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery?" The 2026 response to that question is apparently a resounding "Yes!" Forbid it, Almighty God.