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"A false balance is abomination to the Lord: but a just weight is his delight."
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Paul Allen 2 months ago
Two hours ago when it was $106K, I LOL'd at the prospect that Bitcoin could gain almost $2K/day to reach $250K within 73 days (end of year prediction). If publicly squashing my skepticism is what it's gonna take for you to reach $250K, then have at it 🤣
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Paul Allen 2 months ago
Sometimes you just can't help but be awe-struck by the fact that they conned 8 billion sonsabitches into trading their labor for printed pieces of paper.
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Paul Allen 2 months ago
Right now there are companies spending R&D money trying to develop 'stealth maxipad wrapper' technology. Meanwhile this men's room TP dispenser sounds like Uncle Clem's damn turkey call 🤣
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Paul Allen 2 months ago
Bitcoin went in for the Uptober pin but ref noticed J-Pow's foot on the bottom rope. Run-in by bankster buddies. Bitcoin wins by disqualification but Fedcoin retains the title. Get your tickets for the rematch at Starrcade on Thanksgiving!
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Paul Allen 2 months ago
I think it was @WantClue who recently did a video warning Bitaxe users to make sure their power supply isn't being asked to deliver a constant long duration output of more than 80% of rated maximum. Anyone know if this is a universal recommendation, specifically does it also apply to mining heaters like the Canaan Avalon brand? Looks like my Nano uses about 95% of its 140W when set to High and 66% on Medium.
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Paul Allen 2 months ago
I think maybe good audio quality makes your ears lazy. When subtitles for conference calls? 🤣
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Paul Allen 2 months ago
Why have I never seen ads for a 'Negro Homeschool Fund'? 🤔
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Paul Allen 2 months ago
If today sucked for you, it may be because it was Kiribati's sloppy seconds 🤣 "The nation furthest ahead in time zone is Kiribati, specifically its Line Islands, which operate on UTC+14, the earliest time zone in the world. This makes Kiribati the first country to welcome each new day. Other nations close behind include Samoa and Tonga (both UTC+13), followed by New Zealand (UTC+12 and UTC+12), Fiji, Tuvalu, Nauru, and the Marshall Islands (all UTC+12). The maximum possible time difference on Earth is 26 hours, between Kiribati (UTC+14) and the uninhabited Howland and Baker Islands (UTC-12), though the latter are not permanently inhabited."
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Paul Allen 2 months ago
Little bird told me state and local government offices already crying over potential disruption to SNAP benefits. My guess is no way Big Food allows that to happen.
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Paul Allen 2 months ago
"It's a big club and you are not in it." Warner, Kaine push bill to shield federal workers from evictions, defaults amid shutdown As layoffs ripple across Virginia, the Federal Employee Civil Relief Act aims to protect thousands of families from losing homes, cars and credit stability during the ongoing government shutdown.
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Paul Allen 2 months ago
Not to brag but I can raise the price of Bitcoin $100 just by leaving and returning to the 'Buy' screen 🤣
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Paul Allen 2 months ago
One frustrating thing about hardware or home improvement store websites is when you search for an item you're already fairly confident is a non-stock, order-only item. Enter your search term and it brings back 300 results. Filter by "in stock at this store", and instead of just confirming your suspicions, it has to waste your time showing you 290 unrelated items because either they're in the same trade category or share one of the words in your search. Have some dignity, Home Depot 🤣