A private messenger that demands a phone number 🤡 View quoted note →

Just once I'd like to shake my pecker at the wife and have her react the same way she does when she notices a sale on butter 🤣

15 years ago we were promised that in 15 years we'd automatically ring up our groceries simply by dropping them into the shopping cart. Instead, the future we got was trying to wrangle a week's worth of groceries through a self checkout designed to handle 10 items or less, powered by a Pentium 2, while the latest and greatest in compute is used to power the overhead surveillance camera which hopefully isn't recording our debit card's PIN or running facial recognition so some intel agency can determine whether our companion is spouse or lover.

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RIP John McAfee "I don't know what they did. It was like the time I hired that Bangkok prostitute to do my taxes while I f'd my accountant. It was terrible."

If ChatGPT is correct, it took gold 46 years to 10X from $300 to $3,000 🤔

Hundreds of people going the wrong way on a one-way street, not the least bit worried about being black-bagged by CCP thugs or a torpedoed social credit score over the most minor infraction.

So basically it took a dip below 2021 highs to get you low time pref wizards to entertain the possibility that we weren't just being a bunch of negative nellys for having the audacity to question why a seemingly endless series of bullish news for Bitcoin over the last couple years hasn't resulted in face-melting price increases? Welcome to Team F*ckery-afoot

Interesting endorsement of Signal 🤣

"HELP WANTED: Make-up/latex expert who can make a robot hooker assassin look young enough that a politician would want to bang it."

"It's pronounced 'E-Ron', not 'eye-ran.'" - someone who says 'nuke-yoo-ler' or 'soh-security'

The Virginia Attorney General's office just informed us that the Virginia State Police intend to enforce Universal Background Checks for private sales IN DIRECT DISREGARD OF THE COURT ORDER HALTING ENFORCEMENT!

VA-ALERT-5/28/2026: BREAKING! VSP Violates Court Order! Another CA Added to List

One day the Lightning Network will be as reliable as her bra 🤣

Kinda like the idea of renaming the satoshi but not to 'bitcoin'. I think we should troll the world and start calling them 'dollars'. "One hundred million dollars in a bitcoin." I like the sound of that 🤣