Sitting on this plane, thinking back to the times I would eat the snacks in tiny bites as slowly as possible to maximize the time I could keep my mask pulled down below my chin.
Trey
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Embarrassing failure of an orange-pilling last night.
I was at a neighborhood party and a neighbor asked me about bitcoin. We talked for a bit and he asked me how to get some. I said I'll send you some right now and you can send me cash via zelle.
I tell him to download Phoenix wallet. So far so good. I fired up Strike, loaded up $100 and tried to send. Failure #1: the $100 apparently needs to clear before I can send it anywhere. First time that's happened to me and I use Strike somewhat regularly.
Ok, no problem, I'll just send it from my node. So I fire up @ZEUS , scan the QR, and hit send, and it spins.....and spins......and spins......and spins......and then times out.
No indication of why it couldn't complete before timeout. I have plenty of overall outbound capacity, and no trouble connecting to the node. I guess my set of channels aren't well enough connected or the outbound capacity isn't in the right channels. Failure #2.
So at this point I'm really starting to look like an asshole.
Final attempt, I guess I'll try sending on chain from my node. So I ask him to switch to an on chain address and send the sats...success! Well, only on my side.
Phoenix gave him no notification of receipt and the balance didn't show up in his wallet until after it was confirmed. Failure #3.
Needless to say, this guy is probably not too impressed.
A scammer pretending to be from Coinbase called me last night.
I'm a little annoyed at myself for shutting it down so quickly instead of trying to string him along.
Next time.
Be careful out there.
Zero bitcoin adoption in Porto. Not even a single sticker on a lamp post.
The Coinbase rug is going to be epic.
@StableArtMaker imagine pepe the frog eating pastel de nata in Porto
Got to taste this baby today. Oh my oh my. 
Apparently Midjourney doesn't know what "cowering" means... 
@StableArtMaker imagine Elon Musk cowering in the corner while being attacked by a robot
If Gensler resigned, would bitcoin pump or dump? 🤔 View quoted note →
It's been 8 hours since I've seen a tweet. 
Well hello there 
One tap zap is set up and I'm here for it LFG ⚡
What's the best way to manage Alby wallet from an iPhone?