The going rate for getting spiked: £15p/h + tea refill, pork pie and weekly empty jam jars 
Yojimble
yojimble@northantsbitcoin.com
npub1me67...3gnm
Skip diving, tractor driving ragamuffin suburban forager, stacking sats with jam on https://plebeian.market
Northampton, England. Worldwide shipping
Today's job, before, during and after. Pretty ivy making the wall unstable 😔 
Not your bone, not your garden 😆
Big and little #dogstr today ☺️ 
Next up in the Mother's Day HODL Pack: @Tam | FAFORocks **lucky dip** crystal set!
Three hand picked crystals with hot-swap keychain. Will she get pebbles or precious gems... 🤔🫣😋
Diamond Hands Diva
If you can’t HODL, you can’t play. AMETHYST: Sharp and steady mind through the chaos. ROSE QUARTZ: Keeps your heart solid under 80% drawdowns. GARNET: Steady strength that carries you through
CryptoBro ICO Stack
A bag of alt rocks. Inherently worthless, but a “must-have” to DiVeRsiFy YoUr PoRtFoLiO. You could pick them up for free when out touching grass, but if you buy them from us… well, you know — instant legitimacy. PERFECT FOR: 1. Confusing normies with your non-fungible gravel. 2. Paperweight. 3. Paving driveways. No keychain. No utility. Just rocks.
Bear Market Survival Kit
Crystals for HODLing through the downs without rage-quitting. BLACK TOURMALINE: Shields your sats from FUD. HEMATITE: Anchors you during bear market blues. MOSS AGATE: Slow, steady stacking energy until the next halving
Q: What’s the deal with crystals?
A: Vibes. Aesthetics. Energy. Take your pick, they're all valid.
Q: Do these make you a better Bitcoiner?
A: No. Proof-of-work and self-custody do that. Crystals just back your conviction.
tinyurl.com/FAFO-Rocks
Diamond Hands Diva
If you can’t HODL, you can’t play. AMETHYST: Sharp and steady mind through the chaos. ROSE QUARTZ: Keeps your heart solid under 80% drawdowns. GARNET: Steady strength that carries you through
CryptoBro ICO Stack
A bag of alt rocks. Inherently worthless, but a “must-have” to DiVeRsiFy YoUr PoRtFoLiO. You could pick them up for free when out touching grass, but if you buy them from us… well, you know — instant legitimacy. PERFECT FOR: 1. Confusing normies with your non-fungible gravel. 2. Paperweight. 3. Paving driveways. No keychain. No utility. Just rocks.
Bear Market Survival Kit
Crystals for HODLing through the downs without rage-quitting. BLACK TOURMALINE: Shields your sats from FUD. HEMATITE: Anchors you during bear market blues. MOSS AGATE: Slow, steady stacking energy until the next halving
Q: What’s the deal with crystals?
A: Vibes. Aesthetics. Energy. Take your pick, they're all valid.
Q: Do these make you a better Bitcoiner?
A: No. Proof-of-work and self-custody do that. Crystals just back your conviction.
tinyurl.com/FAFO-Rocks
🤣🤣🤣 uses B for SATs symbol... uninstalling Wisp
Amethyst now takes forever to compress videos and giving me 20mb fail warnings, cannot search or tag npubs even @The Bullish ₿itcoiner doesn't show up in suggestions. Trying Wisp
Next item in the Mother's day HODL pack is ofc #strategicbitcoinpreserve 
#zapsnag 100k sats
#zapsnag 100k sats
Gm nostr! Super springy today the blue tits were chasing each other through the cypress tree triggering these puffs of pollen smoke 🐦🤱🌲
First order gets free shipping since I forgot to add on! Valid 24hrs 🚧⏳
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Putting together an extra special Mother's day HODL pack 👀
Only three available and each different, filled with UK bitcoiner products worth £50
#zapsnag this note 90k sats to preorder, dm mum's address and she will receive a box full of #bullishbounty for next Sunday 
Gotta say the Instagram algo knows me preeety well 😆 #moostr 🚘🐮
The shriek at the end 🤣
Gm jumble sale 
Sorted out four black sacks of clothes for the jumble sale tomorrow, feel much better
A video of Alan Moore on nostr, about fucking time
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