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Skip diving, tractor driving ragamuffin suburban forager, stacking sats with jam on https://plebeian.market Northampton, England. Worldwide shipping

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I needn't have worried about them not selling 😁 only two jars left after a week image
2025-11-03 16:54:43 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
image Stickering up some bits to sell at Jimble's jumble sale tomorrow evening nostr:nevent1qqs9pqq30q6guusrl5plmth6l3aw78a6syyz4uq8cpycw2hsucajnsqpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgtczyphtz0vfqhwkc9yc6vfnpr7fzkf6eu403gm9w88egsmf44qwer006qcyqqqqqqgx4g2hm
2025-10-31 16:50:28 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Literally the purpose of a Jack o lantern in its purest form 👌 nostr:nevent1qqsr76tg5pf5anqgcrwjrzvp03gv39h988xekdd674ntdjnn52umwfspzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumt0d5hsygyy2queacyg460xtg7awpgjhuh9svw3nlu8d4mjqq8t865u9ncrlcpsgqqqqqqseadcas
2025-10-30 12:00:05 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Gm nostr What a lovely thing to wake up to 🤗 nostr:nevent1qqsqgqzw5z2xkumerj7nr6vfkq622tvq3nnqha0d4slhmz2d2hz3nqcpr9mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuumwdae8gtnnda3kjctv9upzqkdf3sz8j38kt6jq7dm9240wtzdl2qmr7nmaea2efs6cfwa38lmxqvzqqqqqqyjpfvd4
2025-10-30 11:50:35 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
#asknostr what free ai models are there for using with Shakespeare.diy?
2025-10-29 22:55:49 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Sats to the first person to spot yojimble in the crowd nostr:nevent1qqsfcme6p9lv37v3mez944gkyslfpk4gzgzf8t80z3929zqamp5ymtgpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtczyppm4tcv9rnvlvv4k9lwpqlpn6e6ft7l432dnd4679czwrk3j035cqcyqqqqqqg8s5fnm
2025-10-29 19:40:49 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
image For sale in the shop,with a big long list explaining why its so expensive!! nostr:nevent1qqsfe9zrw6hkzyq9sgnml6vqz35pmgvnqt9cdwzzx8aej2a7v6m9xxspzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgtczyr08t6ca0fnz0qr63hlslvehel8338n7ntu2kc3f76y0ver3pscpgqcyqqqqqqgdk0c24
2025-10-29 14:59:49 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
My bank: are you feeling OK? you haven't spent £100 on jam jars in a while Oh shit
2025-10-28 23:06:05 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Fliipn ek port forwarding was never this hard 😳 Have so far managed to block node from using the Internet whatsoever and fuck voip phone. Bloody router takes an age to reboot nostr:nevent1qqs97cy04qp2k5npu5sjp44f9y53tevmxgn0ecek58w9x9kh3f6e3wqpzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezumt0d5hsygrwky7cjpwads2f35cnxz8uj9vn4ne2lz3k2uw0j3pknt2qajx7l5psgqqqqqqssy3re7
2025-10-27 22:01:31 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
nostr:nprofile1qqs0hca3r850z6rgx20yxtvfvkzugw6mdm83l4h5q9x2wrmv5tv8zfqppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qyghwumn8ghj7mn0wd68ytnhd9hx2tcpr4mhxue69uhkg6t60fuhxur9d3k8xtnwdaehgu339e3k7mf06tgufg Here's a good example of a recipe with squiffy amounts (I think they do it to make themselves look clever/scientific or that the recipe is somehow 'original')... also too sweet! https://www.sacher.com/en/original-sacher-torte/recipe/ This one 👇 makes practically the same cake but much easier to follow and remember! The only way I would improve it would be to change everything to 225g (1/2 pound) or even 250g, that way you can use a whole pack of butter, a whole bar of chocolate, 1/2 bag of caster sugar and a small box of eggs. How much easier is that to repeat when someone asks to share your recipe! It doesn't even mess up the cake, still comes out yummy. Fay Ripley's chocolate torte recipe https://www.lovefood.com/recipes/60691/quick-chocolate-torte
2025-10-27 16:41:52 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
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2025-10-27 14:05:55 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
image Just received a fresh batch of this and it staggers me every time. For years we tried every brand of powered extract available in the UK and they're shit. It's medicine, it actually needs to work and have an effect it's not just a weird tea! Try giving that as a reason for returning something however and you'll get laughed out of the shop. nostr:naddr1qqtxv7tswd58ydn6xqu8zdn0xfkhqcmhdcungccppemhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mp0qgsdua0tr4axvfuq02xl7ranxl8u7xy706d032mz98mg3anywyxrq9qrqsqqqakz0wxga2
2025-10-27 12:55:43 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Gm nostr:nevent1qqsggzjg87krvd45mm23vx4vvdj786e0vqhc2wksnfug62ff4pz4lygpzamhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuurjd9kkzmpwdejhgtczyph8tauhywtu5v54ur6v5raud6uuc7d7ska0m4tt6duzyr9gamn5uqcyqqqqqqglktcwe
2025-10-27 11:01:23 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
GM Nostr image image Pretty good haul from the jumble sale yesterday, allotment buddy very happy with the ('interesting and useful'!) book... SO surprised when I declined his offer to borrow it 🙄😆 On the men's & bedding table I found; x2 OEKO-TEX® (no nasty chemicals) 100% feather pillows, x4 vintage cotton pillow cases for the bed x2 pretty patterned bed sets to cut up for jam pot covers a cute feather scatter cushion pyjama bottoms = £4 Shoes & bags table; x2 pairs of shoes and a bag 😝 = £1.50 Women's table; x5 tops and a farm shirt possible silk scarf from Crew Clothing, no label other than the brand x2 jean trousers comfy joggers horrible polyester fleece jacket for working outside in = 22p [CAPSLOCK FOR NUMBERS] 22p! £0.22 260 sats! They are usually 40p each or three for £1 so I asked what's up and the lady said they just really didn't want to get left with stuff to pack away and store! I gave her a £2 coin and refused the change, everyone pleased. Brick-a-Brac table; x8 LED lightbulbs birthday card large handmade ceramic salt pot x2 Revix hip gel packs (rrp £25 each) exfoliating sandpaper stuff (another) vegetable mandolin slicer mug dish rack, of the exact same design as my current one with broken plate stands 👌 vintage Prestige meat serving fork = £10 😲😲😲 Whilst we sat with our tea and cakes the ladies on the fabric table kept calling over waving possible bits for cutting up, they really got into the jam pot cover mission and also extended an invitation to sell my stuff at their Christmas fair! All together a pleasant and productive outing 🤗
2025-10-26 11:53:37 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
nostr:nprofile1qqszy58kj62v9fpe98nhuh0q76np4e0r0g0wd44rhth3wphdnyqjfzcpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhszxrhwden5te0wfjkccte9emkzanvv94k2tnrdakj7qgewaehxw309aex2mrp0yh8xmn0wf6zuum0vd5kzmp0tdvfl7 who is getting the money for Alan Wortley's tracks?
2025-10-25 20:22:25 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →