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Stashu — Sell Files for Bitcoin

The blind vending machine for the sovereign web. Sell digital files for sats with Cashu ecash — no accounts, no KYC.

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Officially a certified Professional Cloud Architect in both AWS and GCP. Just in time for AI to do my job 🥴😅🥴 Probably the only person with both of those credentials who is rushing home to water my pigs.

Modifying this to an ecash mint and reducing the bount to $100 since that's already built and I have no takers yesterday. Bonus $100 if you can figure out how to make frost @PrivKey (keep) run in there to autosign posts. View quoted note →

@Gart offline amber isn't working and I get network issue when trying to send my log

This is why were in a bear market. The general consensus is that the devs of the protocol are ALL retards. View quoted note →

If someone makes the pyramid relay able to record and publish the stream to it's blossom server when the stream ends I'll pay you $300 in sats or a whole lamb. PR has to be accepted and merged and you have to get @hzrd149 to update the relay.kcbitcoiners.com and I have to successfully upload 1 stream and access the blossom link. It should be toggleable globally on the UI, should have Max duration, and transcoding resolution drop-down. Bonus: $100 same feature but strips the audio and you figure out how to make it do the podstr nip stuff + RSS so I can listen to the stream on podverse. Cc: @fiatjaf

@Keychat any chance "find on page" and allow me to edit the url when I'm in a tab or desktop mode? Trying to fuck with my pyramid relay and can't get to the logs endpoint.

Taking the GCP Certified Professional Architect exam tomorrow, so prayers for focus are appreciated. I already have this in AWS but my company is pivoting and I would like to keep the golden handcuffs on for a few more years while ramping up the farm.