The best part of the pump this weekend is thinking about Andrew Sorkin’s current state of mind
Eric can’t Meme 🐰
ericcantmeme@primal.net
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Fix the money.
“You’re a bitcoin maximalist? Aren’t they kind of like crazy extremists?”
“No no no me and my friends are all super cool and chill.”
my friends:
Who’s got the epic Liotta gif with the yellow laser eyes that transitions into slow motion? Can’t find it anywhere on the line.
Anybody see the video of Biden putting that baby’s bare foot into his mouth?
What a time to be alive.
Can someone please tell me how much bitcoin $42 billion directly translates to at today’s prices so I can tell you to shut the fuck up?
Buddy and I made a price bet. The peak between now and end of 2025. Closest wins.
His bet: $179,000
My bet: $615,615 @HODL 😏
Bitcoin is almost as dead as Bitcoin podcasts
So cute 🥹
@HODL 
Is there a baby formula on planet earth that isn’t full of poison?
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Hey guys, my buddy drained his @npub148qm...jra7 to his @River account yesterday. Phoenix auto set the fee to 12sat/vb, which is low rn. Does River have ability to CPFP? I think it’s just a simple “send to yourself” tx right? What can he do to get included in a block? @Alexander Leishman
vibes are low
You bet your sweet ass it is
@npub1ayhd...8s89
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Baby monitor suggestions go
GM Nostr GFY
Kid on the way (finally). Guess that means I should actually sit my ass down and read these 😣
@Jeff Swann @Guy Swann 
I love all the twitter blue checks publicly pontificating on common bitcoin topics like “supply shock” as if they’re original ideas
if anyone would know what I should feed my dog instead of the cancer-inducing zero-nutrient chemically-infused dried kibble garbage, it would be you mfers on nostr.
hit me.