Hi Nostr friends MowMow here. This is embarrassing to admit but I was caught out snacking on hay today. As CEO of weeds I know this is unacceptable but I blame Chiva because she got in the hay shed first! I was just trying to get her back to the weeds and only took one... A few bites. I regret nothing!

Fence: 4 MowMow: 0 I'll admit defeat this time. Perhaps I should try going over it. "Hey human! stop taking photos of me and dislodge my head, dammit" #goatstr

Hi nostr friends, MowMow here. Here's me showing Chiva how to keep lookout from the woodpile. The trick is you need to climb up higher. But first, you have to be brave. Maybe that should be lesson 1. #goatstr

I can get my head unstuck anytime, sometime I just choose not to. But anyway, look how cute I am. Brains AND looks! #goatstr

Sometimes, if I lean and walk along the fence I can scratch all my side itchies at once. #goatstr

Hi nostr. Mowmow here. Yesterday we went for a big walk around the property to look for some weeds. Chiva was on a lead because she's silly. I just walked along with the humans, but not too far away from Chiva, because she gets worried when I'm not around. There weren't many weeds on the other side of the fence, which makes me grateful we live in the area we do. Today is Valentine's Day. I wonder whether Chiva might have some sneaky weeds hidden away for me somewhere. Although she's my sister and that might be weird. I hope you all have a wonderful day. Maybe you'll get some weeds from your secret admirer... ? #goatstr

Hi frens, Mowmow here. I hope you all have a great day, and you find lots of weeds to eat. #goatstr GM

When you scratch that itch in the perfect spot. 🫠

I heard this was a thing. #footstr #hoofstr

Today, my sister Chiva managed to escape our worksite. She squeezed through a tiny gap in the fence. It was one of those tricky one-way gaps, so she was stuck until the male human heard our alarm. What a silly billy. It's lucky she has such a smart sister to keep her company.

I have overheard some discussion on the installation of chicken wire around our worksite "for our safety", which sounds pretty dumb to me. I'm not a chicken, I'm brave! But if it keeps Chiva from getting her head stuck, I guess that makes sense. #goatstr #farmstr

Today, Chiva got her head stuck trying to get a closer look at all the good work I've been doing. The only reason I got stuck too is because I was being brave and tried to help her get unstuck. Either way, I kept her safe until the male human arrived.

My eyes are over here, perv. #goatstr #farmstr

As for that important work on the other side of the fence, I managed to get it done today. And I only got my head stuck twice. Maybe I should delegate some of these medial tasks to Chiva in the future. I think her head is smaller or something... smaller brain perhaps. #goatstr #farmstr

I am very brave. Some times I bravely hide behind some grass or a small tree but sometimes the bravest thing I do is run away. Run away, bravely.

This is where I live. The sunrise comes through my window and I get a pretty view of the farm as I wake up. Chiva is not much of a morning goat, so she broke her window out of anger and frustration. Dunno what I'm going to do with her. 🙄 Maybe some guided goat meditation.

I got my head stuck in the fence today, trying to do some important work on the other side. As usual, my sister was of absolutely no help. Luckily, the male human with his strange opposable thumbs managed to dislodge me..... but that unfinished work on the other side beckons. Maybe I'll try again later.

This is 'Assistant to the CEO', Chiva. (Also my sister) She's ok, but kinda annoying sometimes so I headbutt her a lot.

#introductions Hi, I'm new here. My name is MowMow, and I'm the goat. I'm CEO of weed control and maintenance with my subordinate coworker (and sister) Chiva. We work on a farm with a bunch of inferior animals. We're usually well behaved, but we like a little mischief. #goatstr #farmstr #animals