Reject this world, because you do not belong to this world. The kingdom of Christ is in heaven, and you belong to Christ. Your home is in heaven.
Stupid Fucking Retard
HumongusChungus_at_poa.st@mostr.pub
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They call me Captain Retard. My Super Power is being less retarded than the Average Person. The Average Person uses ten percent of their Brain, I use fifty percent of my Brain. I am the World's Smartest Retard. Smarter than the average Retard, but still a Retard. In the Land of the Retards, the Man with half a Brain is still a Retard.
Be proud my oomfies.
The Lord smiles on you today!
We are the grand sons of the NAZIs that you failed to kill.
We don't need the Police because we have Guns.
*forty years later in a nursing home*
Stupid Fucking Retard: Take your God damn hands off me! I don't want to contract Nigger Rabies! The next thing you know I will be looting and burning convenience stores and blaming it on random excuses like that the Police killed a violent criminal!
Hey oomfies, if I needed to do some file sharing on my Android phone in mine craft, what application would you recommend?
FrostWire is broken.
The Bible neither condones nor condemns necrophilia. Where in the Bible does God say "Thou shalt not have sex with a dead woman, as you would have sex with a living woman."? I guess this is one of those unwritten rules and God expects us to have enough sense to not bang dead girls.
If we were in the Book of Revelations, the City of God would not be Tel Aviv, the City of God would be Moscow. Heil Putin!
Archer: Danger Phone is basically a higher quality version of Adventure Communist.
I love playing this shitty mobile game on my Chrome Book, connected to my forty inch 4K TV.
LOL
Respect the elderly.
They have decades more experience at being retarded than you do.
Democracy is the belief that the opinions of retards hold the same merit as the opinions of geniuses.
Gotta love these wacky mobile games
*wake up this morning*
Brain: "Stuffed Dog Vagina" is a good name for a Punk Rock Band.
Fuck you Brain, you Stupid Fucking Retard, shut the fuck up.
Isaac Newton: I have discovered Gravity!
Normal person: What the fuck is "Gravity", you goofy bastard?! No person I know has ever heard of Gravity. Stop making up things you stupid fucking retard!
Since I stopped drinking Alcohol and replaced it with Caffeine, I have been having so many moments of clarity I am practically lucid. Tweak posting is superior to drunk posting.
If Space is infinite than God's Kingdom must also be infinite.