I haven’t pranked anyone in years because I’m so damn tired. But…I used to be quite the prankster.
CARLA⚡️
carla@nostrplebs.com
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eccentric woman
You know when you bump into something and you’re like “that’s gonna leave a mark” but when the mark comes you’re like
this whole wait until food cools down before putting it in the fridge 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
Back in the studio with Girl Scout cookies as my energy source
Omg you can hear birds again yay
Still want that sandwich tho. What’s a good sandwich without deli meat? Chicken? 🤨
We made it til 5am. This is doable!!!
Thx for the wishes fam 🥹🧡 hoping the universe gifts me sleeping through the night tonight 🤪
SPENT MY BDAY AT THE DMV HBD TO ME
I need a SANDWICH!!!!!!!!
Doc says I need to gain weight.
SAY LESS 💅🍔
checking in after our household was ravaged by a gnarly stomach bug…sickest I’ve been maybe in all my life while also pregnant was…something 😵💫 but we’re so back!!!
I’ve started trying this deep sleep music but my dumb brain keeps trying to guess what note is next instead of relaxing like it’s some game and I get a prize if I’m right
It is fun being right tho because these melodies are so random
GOT EM
A little early for my 2am checkin
I put on a book about atomic physics last night to try and fall asleep but then accidentally found it interesting 😭😭😭
the insomnia and quitting caffeine all makes sense now 😏 ugh I’ve wanted to note so many of my experiences the last few weeks.
now you finally get to see Carla UNHINGED!!!!
Thanks for the love guys 🥹 Now that the cat’s out of the bag ALL I WANT IS FRIEDDED CHICKENNNN!!!!!!!!
I am TIRED I am SICK I am BITCHY and I am GRATEFUL 🥹
Perhaps a snack. Sugar should help.
I think tomorrow morning I’ll just start watching Ken Burns’ Civil War. That should help. Open to suggestions.