CARLA 3 months ago

I love when a piece of toast flies high out of the toaster. It’s like it’s excited to see you.

CARLA 3 months ago

who remembers puppy chow

CARLA 3 months ago

the real me: ahhh I hate gnocchi it’s like shitty cement eraser nuggets ahhhhh!!! View quoted note →

CARLA 3 months ago

Also strawberry jam. Its existence is a flex. How are you so good.

CARLA 3 months ago

I could never link my nostr and X to crosspost. X can’t handle the real me.

CARLA 3 months ago

these last two weeks have been CHAOTIC man. Looking forward to some chilling and poasting this wknd. Except maybe not cuz it’ll be warm out. Idk.

CARLA 3 months ago

this emoji is such a vibe 😑

CARLA 3 months ago

good…morning..? 😑

CARLA 3 months ago

I AM SO EXCITED FOR Y’ALL TO READ/LISTEN TO THIS BOOK. You have no idea what you’re in for. Right after I finished reading the manuscript I sent Lyn a video for feedback cuz I hate typing but it was literally just me making faces and giggling and sighing because I was actually just speechless at how good it is. It’s an honor to voice these awesome characters 💜🥹 View quoted note →

CARLA 3 months ago

I have a headache and just need spring already is that too much to ask for GOSH

CARLA 3 months ago

Very impressed with the engagement here. Anyone who says nostr is dead is LYING. #nosquirrl View quoted note →

CARLA 3 months ago

TIL moose are assholes

CARLA 4 months ago

😭😭😭

CARLA 4 months ago

the insomnia is in full force tonight. I have given up and opened Apps

CARLA 4 months ago

another day, another cinnamon roll in the dark

CARLA 4 months ago

Mondays am I rite

CARLA 4 months ago

Man I wish I could ice skate

CARLA 4 months ago

I don’t understand how there are chili cook-offs. Chili tastes like chili. Tastes like chili.

CARLA 4 months ago

The only way for me to stop eating cinnamon rolls is to eat them all right now so there are none left.

CARLA 4 months ago

I need a side for my skirt steak tonight but I have no vegetables and don’t want potatoes