CARLA 1 month ago

If anyone enjoys cooking shows I’m a huge fan of Culinary Class Wars. It’s like my Super Bowl I get so jazzed over sea squirts and charcoal grilling. I’ll scream at the tv and feel defeated if my favorite chef is eliminated. And I learn about things like sea squirts and brown croakers. Anyway.

CARLA 1 month ago

I love dumb pics like this. Can’t explain it but such a vibe. Idk what era even. Just makes me happy. Music! Glitter! Huzzah! I’d make a new screen name after seeing something like this.

CARLA 1 month ago

I must return to Monument Valley

CARLA 1 month ago

Jellyfish are proof of God.

CARLA 1 month ago

I feel like I’ve been cleaning nonstop for a week.

CARLA 1 month ago

Happy Belated Birthday to my favorite goldbug!!!!!! 🧡 @walker

CARLA 1 month ago

too many. too many parties. I must recharge.

CARLA 1 month ago

I have 40 people coming over in two hours and the child chooses TODAY not to nap

CARLA 1 month ago

I haven’t said GM in ages because I don’t usually wake up before the kiddo but HELLO GOOD MORNING HAPPY FRIDAY

CARLA 1 month ago

I need to start cooking but I am le tired

CARLA 1 month ago

when I said I was nostalgic for the 90s this is not what I had in mind 😭 View quoted note →

CARLA 1 month ago

Always has been View quoted note →

CARLA 1 month ago

Oura: looks like you had a stressful day! Me: THE FUCK I DID! YOU DON’T KNOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!

CARLA 1 month ago

IT HAPPENED AGAIN!!! this time by accident 😭🔥 View quoted note →

CARLA 1 month ago

kiddo wants steak all the time HAS HE NOT SEEN CURRENT PRICES?!?! Unreal.

CARLA 1 month ago

Ugh remember Keane 🥹

CARLA 1 month ago

Also guys reduced caffeine makes me feel dumber. In case anyone was wondering.

CARLA 1 month ago

It’s an Interstellar kinda night

CARLA 1 month ago

omg guys do NOT put magnesium cream on eczema omg my hands are on fire and it won’t stop

CARLA 1 month ago

Ok NOW it’s Troll 2 time