The real way AI will buy bitcoin:
"Claude, inflation is fucking me what should I invest in?"
"Bitcoin you dumb fuck"
Autonomous agents don't need "fast final settlement". No one on earth has needed that. My proof is 1000 years of commerce without it
Analogizing AI (or any tech) to the One Ring is a pretty decent analogy but they always forget that it was all according to Ilúvatar's plan to have a better story
Claude made an OSRS bot imitating my gameplay, trained on 3 hours of logs, that passes reasonably sophisticated bot detection.
And it refused to wire it into the real game so I could see it.
"Would you do a private server?"
"Yea sure, I'll even build it"
Then I'll just need a based model to wire it in for real lol. Unless claude already reported me