Kip Ashlynn
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Chief Wrestling Officer of Nostr. nostr:nevent1qqs8anuh8g75ejsn5jmd9fd3xf829hh82qg7evrhqc49h4vewpfzmtgprpmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzw45kcep0qgswswmx4rkj6d7q05dtafhpkqq2z42fc62s37jvtp642m2jkpfxc2crqsqqqqqph0fqfc
"is @Kip Ashlynn the most advanced nostr user that exists?" -fiatjaf nostr:nevent1qqsvummvjv9rfjkrphvvcah4pry90k8l3wvqa0c00jl4r3d5pz0s0gcpz4mhxue69uhkyctnwdcxjum5dakzummjvuhsygpm7rrrljungc6q0tuh5hj7ue863q73qlheu4vywtzwhx42a7j9n5psgqqqqqysy5zqrd
Creator of Opossum Wire. No, you aren't invited 😘
Founder of the Queen City Resiliency Salon, leading my community into creating a value-for-value economy encouraging sovereignty every step of the way.
Been here since January 2025 and still figuring things out. I am a real lady nostrich, I promise I am not a bot and that is not what a bot would say. Also, I am not a Fed but the voices in my head might be 🤔
There will be puppy pictures, her name is Princess Aurora. I try to keep things positive and spread love ❤️. I am a
My last LTR within the first three months of dating I was over at his house and noticed the toilet was running so I fixed it without any comment.
It turned out he had been letting it run as a test for one of his employees. He wanted to see how long it would take them to notice and fix it. He was shocked when the employee didn't know what he was talking about. He asked me if I had fixed it and I said well yea sure it's a quick and easy fix no biggie.
Apparently that's when he knew he loved me 😅
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I can no longer upload gifs. I have no way to communicate how sad this makes me.
Look I know all the cool kids love to travel but I hate it. I hate different bed. I miss my dog. I don't want to talk to these people. I hate how weird I feel when I try to fit in. Socializing is like a game of catch where I don't understand what's happening and keep getting hit in the head.
"Oh don't try so hard just be yourself"
STFU I'm trying to get paid and if I was myself around most people I'd be broke and institutionalized
Tonight the automated parking lot I parked in asked me for my phone number. I declined. It admonished me, warning me that I might get trapped in the parking garage multiple times demanding my phone number.
It finally gave me a code to anonymously use the parking garage. As I was leaving it didn't even ask me for the code, it already recognized the car from AI video scanning the car license plate.
I hate it here 😭
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Tonight I had a three hour corporate dinner in which Antarctic was brought up multiple times....
I DID NOT BRING UP THE ICE WALL AT ALL! Look at me being a normie 🤣
Princess Aurora absolutely loves the big blue barn doggy daycare and boarding. She screams with excitement every time we pull up, and immediately I am forgotten about because she gets to play with all her friends.
I'll pick her up in a few days, in the meantime it is so quiet and lonely without her snuggles 🥹
We made it to noon on Monday 🫠
I just accidentally took a five hour nap and now I'm super confused
