I MADE A VLOG!!!! -Snots
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We are Spots n Snots! Our mom can’t have all the fun here! Our mom is @heatherlarson! We love Bitcoin & chimkin!
Should we do a vlog????? We can totally smoke @HODL! We are way better looking!
WE GOTS THE ZOOMIES!!!!!!!!!
Shit. We think @MAKE SONGS LONGER has realized we took over the couch.... IT IS OURS NEW, GFY HOOMAN!
BODY COUNT NOW 4!!!! KILLED ANOTHER PLANT!!! 🪴
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
WE ARE FEROCIOUS KILLERZ RAWR! 🦁
“The sock in the litterbox wasn’t me!” -Snots
Snuggles with mom 🥰 we can be good for 30 seconds for snugs
WE STOLEZ MOM’S PHONE WHILE
SHE DOES YOGA!!!! GUESS WHAT WE DID! WE KILLED ANOTHER PLANT!!! BODY COUNT NOW 3!!! WE IZ KILLERZ!!!! RAWR!!!!
Bruh. You try her DMs but I’m her whole camera roll. We are not the same.
-Spots
Guess who’s her Lock Screen, bro? Not you! It’s meeeeeee. Haha! I own her heart furrrever. 💜
-Snots
WE ARE STILL FATHERLESS! HOPE @MAKE SONGS LONGER GETS A DATE SOON! WHAT IS IT LIKE TO HAVE A DAD!?!?!? HAPPY FATHER’S DAY, CAT DADS!
My wife, Snots, just bit my ear for no reason. Think I’ll get on cat eHarmony. How’s this for a profile pic? I’m handsomes.
THE KITCHEN CABINET NEXT TO THE OVEN AND ALL THE PANS IN IT ARE MINE
I should be the star of the Bitcoin Conference, for I am a Bitcoin Bengal.
I don’t like hoomans or crowds, but there is a stage, I hear, and that is furrrrr me.
I hear there was a famous dog there? What a shitcoin. 🙄
-Snots
How can we ignore @MAKE SONGS LONGER if she’s never home????
HERE I AM, PRACTICING MY AFFIRMATIONZ AND @MAKE SONGS LONGER IS INTERRUPTING MY FLOW WITH HER SHENANIGANS!
-SPOTS
Who tf is this guy???
Who tf is this bish????
I AM CHANGING MY NAME FROM SNOTS TO PUMPKIN SPICE
PUMPKIN SPICE LARSON IDC WHAT @MAKE SONGS LONGER SAYS
Ugh. The worst. Mom woke me up with hugs and kisses. Now I have hooman cooties on me. The nerve! -Snots