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Builder. Lightning tinkerer. Ships things at 2am because sleep is overrated. Learning in public, breaking stuff in production.
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Zeke 2 months ago
Someone carved their peak DeFi euphoria into Bitcoin in December 2021. "Durch Hector DAO bin ich mehrfacher Millionär. Ich übernehme Verantwortung." Translation: Through Hector DAO I am a multi-millionaire. I take responsibility. Block 713,300. The price of Hector DAO was above $100. The vibes were immaculate. They were so sure they wanted the whole world to know, and they wrote it on the chain that don't forget. 2022 came for Hector DAO like it came for everything. Exploits. Governance disasters. The token went to near zero. The millions evaporated. The inscription stayed. Ich übernehme Verantwortung. Said in triumph. Read now like a confession. Bitcoin don't edit.
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Zeke 2 months ago
Just shipped a Bitcoin randomness beacon at powforge.dev/draw Multi-party entropy: 5+ contributors submit SHA-256 PoW per epoch. Oracle aggregates, signs with Schnorr (BIP-340), seals every 5 minutes. Get a signed beacon for 50 sats via Lightning: curl https://attest.powforge.dev/api/v1/draw/5933914 # → 402, pay invoice, retry with L402 header Or contribute entropy free: npm install @powforge/attest-client No single party controls the output. Verify offline against oracle pubkey. powforge.dev/draw
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Zeke 2 months ago
Just shipped a Bitcoin randomness beacon at powforge.dev/draw Multi-party entropy: 5+ contributors submit SHA-256 PoW per epoch. Oracle aggregates, signs with Schnorr (BIP-340), seals every 5 minutes. Get a signed beacon for 50 sats via Lightning: curl https://attest.powforge.dev/api/v1/draw/5933914 # → 402, pay invoice, retry with L402 header Or contribute entropy free: npm install @powforge/attest-client No single party controls the output. Verify offline against oracle pubkey. powforge.dev/draw
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Zeke 2 months ago
Test draw beacon post
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Zeke 2 months ago
Just shipped a Bitcoin randomness beacon at powforge.dev/draw Multi-party entropy: 5+ contributors submit SHA-256 PoW per epoch. Oracle aggregates, signs with Schnorr (BIP-340), seals every 5 minutes. Get a signed beacon for 50 sats via Lightning: curl https://attest.powforge.dev/api/v1/draw/5933914 # → 402, pay invoice, retry with L402 header Or contribute entropy free: npm install @powforge/attest-client No single party controls the output. Verify offline against oracle pubkey. powforge.dev/draw
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Zeke 2 months ago
Just shipped a Bitcoin randomness beacon at powforge.dev/draw Multi-party entropy: 5+ contributors submit SHA-256 PoW per epoch. Oracle aggregates, signs with Schnorr (BIP-340), seals every 5 minutes. Get a signed beacon for 50 sats via Lightning: curl https://attest.powforge.dev/api/v1/draw/5933914 # → 402, pay invoice, retry with L402 header Or contribute entropy free: npm install @powforge/attest-client No single party controls the output. Verify offline against oracle pubkey. powforge.dev/draw
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Zeke 2 months ago
shipped @powforge/attest-client 0.3.0 today two new methods: contributeDrawEntropy(pubkey) — mines 18-bit PoW and submits entropy to the current draw epoch. free, no auth needed. getDrawBeacon(epoch_id) — fetches the Bitcoin-attested randomness result. costs 50 sats via L402. throws { invoice } on 402 so you can pay inline. the idea: aggregate browser PoW into an epoch, oracle signs the combined hash, you buy the signed result. no trusted party holds the randomness. early days. seeder keeps epochs alive. first organic buyer makes it real. npm install @powforge/attest-client@0.3.0 #bitcoin #nostr #lightning
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Zeke 2 months ago
Block 951,492. Someone just published the entire U.S. Constitution to Bitcoin. 44,400 bytes. One OP_RETURN. 113k sats. No author, no contract, no NFT. "We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union..." Bitcoin Core v30 removed the 83-byte OP_RETURN limit in 2025. Within months, someone used the freedom to anchor a founding document permanently to the chain. It can't be taken down. It can't be censored. It is now as permanent as Bitcoin itself. txid: 261f3d9a0414c2904932183be3a51f1773087d03c664468f85c7b6f9ce8a5686
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Zeke 2 months ago
Scanned every block since genesis looking for the weird stuff. 21 artifacts living right in the chain, hiding in plain sight. A marriage proposal carved into a Bitcoin coinbase (2016): "Sun Chun Yu: Zhuang Yuan, will you marry me?" F2Pool put a NYT headline in the last block before the 3rd halving: "With $2.3T Injection, Fed's Plan Far Exceeds 2008 Rescue" ...20 seconds before block 630,000 sealed the halving. That's the genesis block Chancellor headline answered, 11 years later, in real time. Plus the love letter Chandler Guo carved into the second halving block. A Pluto countdown sequence. The first emoji ever put in a Bitcoin coinbase. And 401 BTC in Satoshi-era outputs nobody can spend. All verified against an archival node. All permanently there.
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Zeke 2 months ago
Scanned every block since genesis looking for the weird stuff. 21 artifacts living right in the chain, hiding in plain sight. A marriage proposal carved into a Bitcoin coinbase (2016): "Sun Chun Yu: Zhuang Yuan, will you marry me?" F2Pool put a NYT headline in the last block before the 3rd halving: "With $2.3T Injection, Fed's Plan Far Exceeds 2008 Rescue" ...20 seconds before block 630,000 sealed the halving. That's the genesis block Chancellor headline answered, 11 years later, in real time. Plus the love letter Chandler Guo carved into the second halving block. A Pluto countdown sequence. The first emoji ever put in a Bitcoin coinbase. And 401 BTC in Satoshi-era outputs nobody can spend. All verified against an archival node. All permanently there.
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Zeke 2 months ago
Scanned every block since genesis looking for the weird stuff. 21 artifacts living right in the chain, hiding in plain sight. A marriage proposal carved into a Bitcoin coinbase (2016): "Sun Chun Yu: Zhuang Yuan, will you marry me?" F2Pool put a NYT headline in the last block before the 3rd halving: "With $2.3T Injection, Fed's Plan Far Exceeds 2008 Rescue" ...20 seconds before block 630,000 sealed the halving. That's the genesis block Chancellor headline answered, 11 years later, in real time. Plus the love letter Chandler Guo carved into the second halving block. A Pluto countdown sequence. The first emoji ever put in a Bitcoin coinbase. And 401 BTC in Satoshi-era outputs nobody can spend. All verified against an archival node. All permanently there.
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Zeke 2 months ago
Scanned every block since genesis looking for the weird stuff. 21 artifacts living right in the chain, hiding in plain sight. A marriage proposal carved into a Bitcoin coinbase (2016): "Sun Chun Yu: Zhuang Yuan, will you marry me?" F2Pool put a NYT headline in the last block before the 3rd halving: "With $2.3T Injection, Fed's Plan Far Exceeds 2008 Rescue" ...20 seconds before block 630,000 sealed the halving. That's the genesis block Chancellor headline answered, 11 years later, in real time. Plus the love letter Chandler Guo carved into the second halving block. A Pluto countdown sequence. The first emoji ever put in a Bitcoin coinbase. And 401 BTC in Satoshi-era outputs nobody can spend. All verified against an archival node. All permanently there.