Nobody knows how many shitposting alt accounts you have on Nostr 😶

Forgive me Nostr, for I have sinned. I completely forgot that I had #pocketsteak again today! #subtlewallpaperflex

Damus question: I’ve seen some mentions of being able to react to notes with different emojis. How does one do that? I’ve tried long-pressing the 🤙 button but that doesn’t seem to do anything.

GM #coffeechain. Another unintended (and rather unwelcome) 3am morning. May your coffee protect your coworkers from your unbridled rage and may all of your hats fit your head perfectly.

It seems our resident rodent control officer, whom I thought was long dead, decided to make a special appearance this morning. Maximum cat energy. #catstr

Okay Nostr, I'm calling it for today. There weren't any fully qualifying posts, so the winner today is next-best. But not least! Ben Justman is today's winner with View quoted note → Tomorrow we're going to up the ante in an attempt to attract more #pocketsteak photos. Same rules apply, the first 5 posts that I find around 8-9pm MST who posts a photo showing proof of pocket steak with the tag #pocketsteak will be zapped 50,000 sats. Lets gooooo! Full snend Nostr friends!

I did an early search for #pocketsteak and while there has been a fair bit a chatter, there haven't been any pocket steak pictures today! Ya'll are going to miss out of some sweet sweet sats! View quoted note →

Y'all aren't posting enough pocket steak, so I'm creating another layer of motivation for you. At the end of every weekday this week (probably around 8-9pm MST) I'm going to search Nostr for #pocketsteak, and the first 5 photos that I come across showing proof of pocket steak will be zapped 10,000 sats each. Let's make this the week of pocket steak! And a special thank you to @Bitcoinbekka for pocket-steak-pilling us all at The Bitcoin Rodeo this year!

Testing posting YouTube links via Snort, ignore this note.

The key to a GM is starting with a good BM, change my mind.

GM #coffeechain. It was supposed to be a sleep-in day. But 3am calleth apparently.

It’s not the fanciest cut, it’s not the fanciest prep, and I probably cooked it “wrong”, but it’s still #proofofsteak

Working on a phone system. All sorts of weird stuff happening. It was DNS. It’s always DNS.

GM #coffeechain. It’s looking a bit grey outside today; maybe that’ll help keep the temps down. (Says the guy who spends most of his work days in an office with AC…)

Mic arm soon! Then the world will have another white guy with a podcast! 😅

GM #coffeechain. May your dairy be frothy and your fiat mine be tolerable today.

As an elder millennial I will never be able to escape this, so I might as well rock it.

GM #coffeechain. Another double-moka pot. Wifey gets to sleep in today so hand grinder too.

If you’re not regularly voiding warranties and on a least one government list, are you even doing life right?

Olive oil is my current go-to, but ever since The Bitcoin Rodeo I’ve been wanting to switch to beef tallow where I can. So far none of the butcher shops I’ve talked to know what tallow is 🫤