Oil isn't scarce. Gas isn't scarce. Food isn't scarce. Water isn't scarce. Scarcity is engineered by the psychopaths running this world. The earth is not empty and the shelves aren't the problem. There's no shortage. ONLY CONTROLLED SUPPLY. (Hyperbolic Statement)

RELAX WE'RE ALL CRAZY IT'S NOT A COMPETITION View quoted note →

The older I get, the more I understand why people used to sit on the porch after dinner and do absolutely nothing. Honestly, that sounds less like boredom and more like winning.

The vocal range is INSANE…alien fry and all. #MusicStr

Need to get some folks on “Spaces” and have a chat to test this out. Like @Corny Chat built into the client. Genius. 👌

If your wife stops and says, "You weren't even listening were you?" Your justified in thinking... "that's a pretty weird way to start a conversation?"

No man has ever won a game of “notice anything different about me?”

Every time you talk to your wife, you should remember that... “This conversation will be recorded for training and quality purposes”

Next experiment. Calmly walk up to someone sitting on a bench, take a seat and while looking dead straight ahead say, “did you bring the money?” View quoted note →

HERE'S TO ALL THE DADS... - who paid for a dinner that no one was greatful for. - who didn't know if they'd make it to pay day. - who are trying their best to be a good man, in a society that devalues men. - who lost their patience multiple times a day grinding when things don’t go easy - who provide, support, and protect their marriage - who never hear, "I'm proud of you." because those are important words to a man. - who work long hours, and leave all the days frustrations at the door to be there for his kids, cause that's what dads do. - who love so much even when they feel they're failing. -who shoulder the weight of the world for their family. You are doing a great job.