In laws: "Wow there's a mighty fine number of dead ladybugs on your front porch." Me: "Yeah, they all died! Isn't that interesting!"

My youngest daughter who is two and a half years old has a curious virtue of being _trusting_. The counterpart to that is that she has zero tolerance for any people BS or pretending. She evaluates people by their vibes and their shapes and lines.

We're going more and more fragrance free. The last thing I want to smell when doing laundry is some dorky chemical fragrance. So I love the unscented movement.

I never got why some people don't like washing their toothbrushes with soap. (these _people_ used to include _me_...) But, The smell of soap is a lot better than having plaque and toothpaste crust. I have soft water by the way. So some of you wouldn't understand. (_You don't know who you are._)

What's up nostr. Should I get a real face pfp? But is there a website where I can go to, that digitally alters a headshot of myself in a way not very detectable by humans, but it throws off the facial structure recognition / encoding algorithms? Possibly "AI powered", even?

My toddler just deadass turned off my PC rig by pressing the surge protector reset button.

TikTok is now an American company at least partially because the US government felt it necessary that the company should be willing and able to service government warrants.

"Do not use outdoors." ??? You're telling me I shouldn't use this flashlight outdoors? Where the Fuck else ... ...Would I Need a Fucking _FLASHLIGHT_? But then I realize, as I read, ... There is an underlying tone. From man to man. A message written by the sad engineers who were forced to give up a decent IP spec for the sake of cost cutting. But they are laying it out for you, in the text! - "Don't use it outdoors." - "If it gets rained on, it's gonna break." - "We are not allowed to tell you that ... _if you take it apart, you can probably seal it up and have it be fucking *waterproof*_." Suffice it to say that I'm gonna get out my tools real quick...

The difference between Windex and the store brand is that _Windex smells nice_

What's wrong with a little spirituality? Doesn't it bless people? And motherfucking bitches will say, "but you will depart from truth". Those fucking bitches don't understand it. Because they never had it. And I did hear about this kind of thing before I had it. But I understood that I didn't have it! So don't fucking talk to me about how this is some surprise to you. But I am rebuking what they call, "the religious spirit". Not that I think it is a spirit more than an attitude. They don't know that the spiritual stuff COMES FROM truth that IS revealed by scripture!

I want to follow people who are anons, but actually human. Like at some point you can tell whether someone's a bot. But I don't want to scroll through 10 pages of their tweets just because I'm inclined to know. We need some sort of grapevine web of trust system... And also, I want to chat with other reasonably unhinged individuals, sharing our quirky reasonably (but not two reasonably!) unhinged views and opinions. It's all good dude. No one is going to hunt you down and shoot you. Unless you get doxed of course but the thing is nobody will fucking even want to do that unless it's a assignment from the devil (in which case you have other protections available to you). No one in this social network will ever be offended, because everybody say weird retarded profane shit on it. BECAUSE it's anonymous! And the cool thing is, not everyone who says weird shit is completely retarded! Sometimes they are interesting people, especially to interact with. All the good jokes are by nature weird shit that's why it's called funny. Funny is a word for weird! ("that looks funny"). And with some jokes, you sometimes look to each other and say, "he sort of has a point!". That type of interaction is very valuable in society. So? Am I saying that giving everyone anonymous profiles on nostr is the solution to world peace? No! That's completely ridiculous for you to think that.

I never thought I'd be changing my pants for another man. It's not what you think... Me looking a little too good and some tighter work pants, knowing that his wife would be getting home right about as we work . And just thinking, I don't want him to even worry about how good my legs look. Of course nobody will ever fucking know this, besides you fellow anons.

PSP: Post-Sex Paralysis #iyk

Don't say "taken their own lives", say "ended their own lives". Say what it is.

It's practically almost 2026

"This Old House"? Nah, for me it's "This Fucking House".

Wow, that one developed structure...

By the way, all of my tweets are for entertainment purposes only. I am very serious when I say this. Life is fundamentally funny, if you look at it with the right backdrop. It's why we watch sitcoms instead of reading the Bible. Hilarity is when you hear people say wacky shit. Wacky shit that isn't true, even. Modern day parables. So none of the facts I state in any of my posts shall be taken as fact—only as parable. P.S. Yes I fucking use ems. I went to grammar school. And, you know, sometimes I want to use Mark for its intended purpose.. and it sorta pisses me off when someone tells me I can't.

It's because the feeds are upside down. Somebody fix this — invert the web layout. Create new scroll to top semantics. Fuck the boomers (not really). But that would be some top cyberpunk shit right there. Or a badass nostr client. Fuck I got to learn react native and vibe code this shit before the founders on here get tipped off.

I post some banger shit. And not a like. Not a single comment. Do I need to learn marketing to join nostr?