"Do not use outdoors." ??? You're telling me I shouldn't use this flashlight outdoors? Where the Fuck else ... ...Would I Need a Fucking _FLASHLIGHT_? But then I realize, as I read, ... There is an underlying tone. From man to man. A message written by the sad engineers who were forced to give up a decent IP spec for the sake of cost cutting. But they are laying it out for you, in the text! - "Don't use it outdoors." - "If it gets rained on, it's gonna break." - "We are not allowed to tell you that ... _if you take it apart, you can probably seal it up and have it be fucking *waterproof*_." Suffice it to say that I'm gonna get out my tools real quick...

The difference between Windex and the store brand is that _Windex smells nice_

Looking up from my shopping list in the store like: "I know Kung Fu".

My new policy: I follow anyone who is a real genuine person, and doesn't post evil stuff. (By evil I mean anything negative or disturbing.)

The somber realization that not every funny thing you want to say is something that should actually be said...

Yeah GPT, you better think longer. It took me a while to write that...

There's probably a marketing segment that is titled "running out of hard drive space" and companies might be selling that information. What if your web browser did that? Like, what if Chrome went evil? "Time to push our cloud storage offerings, because he's feeling the heat!"

Some of those accounts that you follow are accounts that sometimes enjoy posting demonic content. Maybe just a little. Just a nudge. Just a disturbing image. Just a slight bit of terror. Something gross. Get those polluters off your feed.

I now understand the white glove thing. The whiteness of the glove is not a reflection of how clean the outside of the glove is, but how clean is the hand that's inside. And gloves can be washed. They might get stained, but that's not the point. They're clean after being washed. Christian, you are the glove, and the hand, and God is also the hand... John 14

Programming is like washing the dishes. You scrub this dish, you rinse that dish. Then you put it all together and start the machine.

The world is separated into those who have eaten raw dough, and those who haven't.

Ocean spray knows that the people who are going to buy the cranberry juice are the ones that water it down

Tonight the air smells like how it did that year when I started smoking weed (the second stretch of me doing it in my life)

I sometimes have good thoughts, and I sometimes have bad thoughts (posts, I mean) — like dog shit on the bottom of your shoe thoughts

What's wrong with a little spirituality? Doesn't it bless people? And motherfucking bitches will say, "but you will depart from truth". Those fucking bitches don't understand it. Because they never had it. And I did hear about this kind of thing before I had it. But I understood that I didn't have it! So don't fucking talk to me about how this is some surprise to you. But I am rebuking what they call, "the religious spirit". Not that I think it is a spirit more than an attitude. They don't know that the spiritual stuff COMES FROM truth that IS revealed by scripture!

I want to follow people who are anons, but actually human. Like at some point you can tell whether someone's a bot. But I don't want to scroll through 10 pages of their tweets just because I'm inclined to know. We need some sort of grapevine web of trust system... And also, I want to chat with other reasonably unhinged individuals, sharing our quirky reasonably (but not two reasonably!) unhinged views and opinions. It's all good dude. No one is going to hunt you down and shoot you. Unless you get doxed of course but the thing is nobody will fucking even want to do that unless it's a assignment from the devil (in which case you have other protections available to you). No one in this social network will ever be offended, because everybody say weird retarded profane shit on it. BECAUSE it's anonymous! And the cool thing is, not everyone who says weird shit is completely retarded! Sometimes they are interesting people, especially to interact with. All the good jokes are by nature weird shit that's why it's called funny. Funny is a word for weird! ("that looks funny"). And with some jokes, you sometimes look to each other and say, "he sort of has a point!". That type of interaction is very valuable in society. So? Am I saying that giving everyone anonymous profiles on nostr is the solution to world peace? No! That's completely ridiculous for you to think that.

I never thought I'd be changing my pants for another man. It's not what you think... Me looking a little too good and some tighter work pants, knowing that his wife would be getting home right about as we work . And just thinking, I don't want him to even worry about how good my legs look. Of course nobody will ever fucking know this, besides you fellow anons.

"It's always nice when they come over" yeah — it's because I command your spirits to shut the fuck up and quit messing with things while we're here.

PSP: Post-Sex Paralysis #iyk

Don't say "taken their own lives", say "ended their own lives". Say what it is.