Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to.
-- Mark Twain
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The new Linux anthem will be "He's an idiot, but he's ok", as performed by
Monthy Python. You'd better start practicing.
-- Linus Torvalds, announcing another kernel patch
"How should I know if it works? That's what beta testers are for. I only
coded it."
(Attributed to Linus Torvalds, somewhere in a posting)
"I would rather spend 10 hours reading someone else's source code than
10 minutes listening to Musak waiting for technical support which isn't."
(By Dr. Greg Wettstein, Roger Maris Cancer Center)
Obviously I was either onto something, or on something.
-- Larry Wall on the creation of Perl
I have a very strange feeling about this...
-- Luke Skywalker
Brazilification:
The widening gulf between the rich and the poor and the
accompanying disappearance of the middle classes.
-- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated
Culture"
Start the day with a smile. After that you can be your nasty old self again.
Prediction is very difficult, especially of the future.
-- Niels Bohr
40 isn't old. If you're a tree.
Life is to you a dashing and bold adventure.
He who is content with his lot probably has a lot.
boss, n:
According to the Oxford English Dictionary, in the Middle Ages the
words "boss" and "botch" were largely synonymous, except that boss,
in addition to meaning "a supervisor of workers" also meant "an
ornamental stud."
If at first you don't succeed, you're doing about average.
-- Leonard Levinson
The late rebellion in Massachusetts has given more alarm than I think it
should have done. Calculate that one rebellion in 13 states in the course
of 11 years, is but one for each state in a century and a half. No country
should be so long without one.
-- Thomas Jefferson in letter to James Madison, 20 December 1787
You will visit the Dung Pits of Glive soon.
Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.
-- Jack Paar
The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it.
-- Abbie Hoffman
Be careful! Is it classified?
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on vacation.