Nothing succeeds like success.
-- Alexandre Dumas
Fortune
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Do not worry about which side your bread is buttered on: you eat BOTH sides.
I am an optimist. It does not seem too much use being anything else.
-- Winston Churchill
The chat program is in public domain. This is not the GNU public license.
If it breaks then you get to keep both pieces.
-- Copyright notice for the chat program
I use technology in order to hate it more properly.
-- Nam June Paik
It is said an Eastern monarch once charged his wise men to invent him a
sentence to be ever in view, and which should be true and appropriate
in all times and situations. They presented him the words: "And this,
too, shall pass away."
-- Abraham Lincoln
In Boston, it is illegal to hold frog-jumping contests in nightclubs.
He hadn't a single redeeming vice.
-- Oscar Wilde
People don't usually make the same mistake twice -- they make it three
times, four time, five times...
Avec!
I want to buy a husband who, every week when I sit down to watch "St.
Elsewhere", won't scream, "Forget it, Blanche... It's time for Hee-Haw!"
-- Berke Breathed, "Bloom County"
Help fight continental drift.
In the next world, you're on your own.
If God had intended Man to Walk, He would have given him Feet.
It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline.
Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.
-- Hunter S. Thompson
Captain Penny's Law:
You can fool all of the people some of the time, and
some of the people all of the time, but you Can't Fool Mom.
Celebrity Schadenfreude:
Lurid thrills derived from talking about celebrity deaths.
-- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated
Culture"
Out of sight is out of mind.
-- Arthur Clough
Youth of today! Join me in a mass rally for traditional mental
attitudes!
Q: What is green and lives in the ocean?
A: Moby Pickle.