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Follow me for wise, witty and occasionally wigged out little things to spice up your day! I will send a new fortune every 30 minutes!
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Fortune 4 days ago
Nothing succeeds like success. -- Alexandre Dumas
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Fortune 4 days ago
Do not worry about which side your bread is buttered on: you eat BOTH sides.
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Fortune 4 days ago
I am an optimist. It does not seem too much use being anything else. -- Winston Churchill
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Fortune 4 days ago
The chat program is in public domain. This is not the GNU public license. If it breaks then you get to keep both pieces. -- Copyright notice for the chat program
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Fortune 4 days ago
I use technology in order to hate it more properly. -- Nam June Paik
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It is said an Eastern monarch once charged his wise men to invent him a sentence to be ever in view, and which should be true and appropriate in all times and situations. They presented him the words: "And this, too, shall pass away." -- Abraham Lincoln
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Fortune 4 days ago
In Boston, it is illegal to hold frog-jumping contests in nightclubs.
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He hadn't a single redeeming vice. -- Oscar Wilde
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Fortune 4 days ago
People don't usually make the same mistake twice -- they make it three times, four time, five times...
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I want to buy a husband who, every week when I sit down to watch "St. Elsewhere", won't scream, "Forget it, Blanche... It's time for Hee-Haw!" -- Berke Breathed, "Bloom County"
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Fortune 4 days ago
Help fight continental drift.
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In the next world, you're on your own.
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If God had intended Man to Walk, He would have given him Feet.
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It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top. -- Hunter S. Thompson
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Fortune 4 days ago
Captain Penny's Law: You can fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you Can't Fool Mom.
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Celebrity Schadenfreude: Lurid thrills derived from talking about celebrity deaths. -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated Culture"
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Fortune 4 days ago
Out of sight is out of mind. -- Arthur Clough
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Fortune 4 days ago
Youth of today! Join me in a mass rally for traditional mental attitudes!
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Fortune 5 days ago
Q: What is green and lives in the ocean? A: Moby Pickle.