Your goose is cooked.
(Your current chick is burned up too!)
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Everything will be just tickety-boo today.
Q: What's the difference between a Mac and an Etch-a-Sketch?
A: You don't have to shake the Mac to clear the screen.
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
-- Mark Twain
So this is it. We're going to die.
There is always one thing to remember: writers are always selling somebody out.
-- Joan Didion, "Slouching Towards Bethlehem"
Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles
as if she laid an asteroid.
-- Mark Twain
Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain
Swerve me? The path to my fixed purpose is laid with iron rails,
whereon my soul is grooved to run. Over unsounded gorges, through
the rifled hearts of mountains, under torrents' beds, unerringly I rush!
-- Captain Ahab, "Moby Dick"
The fashion wears out more apparel than the man.
-- William Shakespeare, "Much Ado About Nothing"
When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
Tomorrow will be cancelled due to lack of interest.
You have a deep appreciation of the arts and music.
Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.
You are standing on my toes.
Someone is speaking well of you.
How unusual!
Your motives for doing whatever good deed you may have in mind will be
misinterpreted by somebody.
The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and
enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to
lend money.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
Your goose is cooked.
(Your current chick is burned up too!)
Break into jail and claim police brutality.