Q: What's a light-year?
A: One-third less calories than a regular year.
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Your business will assume vast proportions.
Q: Why did the astrophysicist order three hamburgers?
A: Because he was hungry.
You have an unusual magnetic personality. Don't walk too close to
metal objects which are not fastened down.
Don't you feel more like you do now than you did when you came in?
You have a reputation for being thoroughly reliable and trustworthy.
A pity that it's totally undeserved.
You have a will that can be influenced by all with whom you come in contact.
If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use
in reading it at all.
-- Oscar Wilde
You are confused; but this is your normal state.
So so is good, very good, very excellent good:
and yet it is not; it is but so so.
-- William Shakespeare, "As You Like It"
Slow day. Practice crawling.
Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals.
How apt the poor are to be proud.
-- William Shakespeare, "Twelfth-Night"
Cheer Up! Things are getting worse at a slower rate.
You will be successful in love.
You will feel hungry again in another hour.
There's small choice in rotten apples.
-- William Shakespeare, "The Taming of the Shrew"
You have the capacity to learn from mistakes. You'll learn a lot today.
Artistic ventures highlighted. Rob a museum.
If you sow your wild oats, hope for a crop failure.