Having nothing, nothing can he lose.
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
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You will have long and healthy life.
Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to do a logical right shift?
A: 33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register.
You'll feel much better once you've given up hope.
Increased knowledge will help you now. Have mate's phone bugged.
For there are moments when one can neither think nor feel. And if one can
neither think nor feel, she thought, where is one?
-- Virginia Woolf, "To the Lighthouse"
[Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data Structures", V4.4, when
referring to powerfail recovery.]
Q: What is orange and goes "click, click?"
A: A ball point carrot.
For courage mounteth with occasion.
-- William Shakespeare, "King John"
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you
nothing. It was here first.
-- Mark Twain
A few hours grace before the madness begins again.
So this is it. We're going to die.
Never give an inch!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To see his friend Gregory peck.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.
Never be led astray onto the path of virtue.
Tempt not a desperate man.
-- William Shakespeare, "Romeo and Juliet"
"Elves and Dragons!" I says to him. "Cabbages and potatoes are better
for you and me."
-- J. R. R. Tolkien
Don't read any sky-writing for the next two weeks.
After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare
You fill a much-needed gap.
Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance.