How apt the poor are to be proud.
-- William Shakespeare, "Twelfth-Night"
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The fashion wears out more apparel than the man.
-- William Shakespeare, "Much Ado About Nothing"
Q: "What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic
existentialist?"
A: "Is there a dog?"
Many changes of mind and mood; do not hesitate too long.
You will step on the night soil of many countries.
We know all about the habits of the ant, we know all about the habits of the
bee, but we know nothing at all about the habits of the oyster. It seems
almost certain that we have been choosing the wrong time for studying the
oyster.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
Your ignorance cramps my conversation.
Kiss me, Kate, we will be married o' Sunday.
-- William Shakespeare, "The Taming of the Shrew"
You are not dead yet. But watch for further reports.
Condense soup, not books!
You will be recognized and honored as a community leader.
You prefer the company of the opposite sex, but are well liked by your own.
All things that are, are with more spirit chased than enjoyed.
-- Shakespeare, "Merchant of Venice"
Q: How do you play religious roulette?
A: You stand around in a circle and blaspheme and see who gets
struck by lightning first.
You're working under a slight handicap. You happen to be human.
Love is in the offing. Be affectionate to one who adores you.
It were not best that we should all think alike; it is difference of opinion
that makes horse-races.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
Many a writer seems to think he is never profound except when he can't
understand his own meaning.
-- George D. Prentice
You will have a long and unpleasant discussion with your supervisor.
Your business will assume vast proportions.