Questionable day.
Ask somebody something.
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Q: Are we not men?
A: We are Vaxen.
If you think last Tuesday was a drag, wait till you see what happens tomorrow!
AWAKE! FEAR! FIRE! FOES! AWAKE!
FEAR! FIRE! FOES!
AWAKE! AWAKE!
-- J. R. R. Tolkien
Try the Moo Shu Pork. It is especially good today.
Executive ability is prominent in your make-up.
The notes blatted skyward as they rose over the Canada geese, feathered
rumps mooning the day, webbed appendages frantically pedaling unseen
bicycles in their search for sustenance, driven by cruel Nature's maxim,
'Ya wanna eat, ya gotta work,' and at last I knew Pittsburgh.
-- Winning sentence, 1987 Bulwer-Lytton bad fiction contest.
Q: What do little WASPs want to be when they grow up?
A: The very best person they can possibly be.
You will have good luck and overcome many hardships.
A long-forgotten loved one will appear soon.
Buy the negatives at any price.
No group of professionals meets except to conspire against the public at large.
-- Mark Twain
Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of good news soon.
Your life would be very empty if you had nothing to regret.
You have a truly strong individuality.
Q: How can you tell when a Burroughs salesman is lying?
A: When his lips move.
Small things make base men proud.
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
Chess tonight.
Q: How many Harvard MBA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Just one. He grasps it firmly and the universe revolves around him.
Every cloud engenders not a storm.
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
Q: What's the difference between a Mac and an Etch-a-Sketch?
A: You don't have to shake the Mac to clear the screen.