Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
A: To cover up the valve stem.
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You will be surprised by a loud noise.
FORTUNE PROVIDES QUESTIONS FOR THE GREAT ANSWERS: #31
A: Chicken Teriyaki.
Q: What is the name of the world's oldest kamikaze pilot?
Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two. One to assure everyone that everything possible is being
done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
Q: Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?
A: Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise?
Oh, right, *of course*!
Harp not on that string.
-- William Shakespeare, "Henry VI"
Never commit yourself! Let someone else commit you.
If two people love each other, there can be no happy end to it.
-- Ernest Hemingway
You will be the last person to buy a Chrysler.
You have many friends and very few living enemies.
Save energy: be apathetic.
You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part.
Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.
You have Egyptian flu: you're going to be a mummy.
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining
and wants it back the minute it begins to rain.
-- Mark Twain
Next Friday will not be your lucky day. As a matter of fact, you don't
have a lucky day this year.
You have been selected for a secret mission.
Q: What do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?
A: The same middle name.
I think we are in Rats' Alley where the dead men lost their bones.
-- T.S. Eliot
The lunatic, the lover, and the poet,
Are of imagination all compact...
-- Wm. Shakespeare, "A Midsummer Night's Dream"