The lunatic, the lover, and the poet, Are of imagination all compact... -- Wm. Shakespeare, "A Midsummer Night's Dream"

Your love life will be... interesting.

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

Don't look back, the lemmings are gaining on you.

Your business will go through a period of considerable expansion.

A day for firm decisions!!!!! Or is it?

Mind! I don't mean to say that I know, of my own knowledge, what there is particularly dead about a door-nail. I might have been inclined, myself, to regard a coffin-nail as the deadest piece of ironmongery in the trade. But the wisdom of our ancestors is in the simile; and my unhallowed hands shall not disturb it, or the Country's done for. You will therefore permit me to repeat, emphatically, that Marley was as dead as a door-nail. -- Charles Dickens, "A Christmas Carol"

You will be the last person to buy a Chrysler.

Your lucky number has been disconnected.

Look afar and see the end from the beginning.

Writing is easy; all you do is sit staring at the blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. -- Gene Fowler

A Tale of Two Cities LITE(tm) -- by Charles Dickens A lawyer who looks like a French Nobleman is executed in his place. The Metamorphosis LITE(tm) -- by Franz Kafka A man turns into a bug and his family gets annoyed. Lord of the Rings LITE(tm) -- by J. R. R. Tolkien Some guys take a long vacation to throw a ring into a volcano. Hamlet LITE(tm) -- by Wm. Shakespeare A college student on vacation with family problems, a screwy girl-friend and a mother who won't act her age.

The lunatic, the lover, and the poet, Are of imagination all compact... -- Wm. Shakespeare, "A Midsummer Night's Dream"

Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind. -- Wm. Shakespeare

For a light heart lives long. -- Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"

There's small choice in rotten apples. -- William Shakespeare, "The Taming of the Shrew"

You'll feel much better once you've given up hope.

The whole world is a tuxedo and you are a pair of brown shoes. -- George Gobel

Don't hate yourself in the morning -- sleep till noon.

O, what a tangled web we weave, When first we practice to deceive. -- Sir Walter Scott, "Marmion"