Beware of Bigfoot!
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You will live a long, healthy, happy life and make bags of money.
All the troubles you have will pass away very quickly.
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it!
Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: The tame way!
Q: Why don't lawyers go to the beach?
A: The cats keep trying to bury them.
"You have heard me speak of Professor Moriarty?"
"The famous scientific criminal, as famous among crooks as --"
"My blushes, Watson," Holmes murmured, in a deprecating voice.
"I was about to say 'as he is unknown to the public.'"
-- A. Conan Doyle, "The Valley of Fear"
You will stop at nothing to reach your objective, but only because your
brakes are defective.
You will have good luck and overcome many hardships.
You never know how many friends you have until you rent a house on the beach.
You will forget that you ever knew me.
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.
-- Mark Twain
Steady movement is more important than speed, much of the time. So long
as there is a regular progression of stimuli to get your mental hooks
into, there is room for lateral movement. Once this begins, its rate is
a matter of discretion.
-- Corwin, Prince of Amber
... A solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he
was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.
-- Mark Twain
You prefer the company of the opposite sex, but are well liked by your own.
Q: What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?
A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog.
You will be attacked by a beast who has the body of a wolf, the tail of
a lion, and the face of Donald Duck.
I've touch'd the highest point of all my greatness;
And from that full meridian of my glory
I haste now to my setting. I shall fall,
Like a bright exhalation in the evening
And no man see me more.
-- Shakespeare
Q: How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself.
What I tell you three times is true.
-- Lewis Carroll
Don't plan any hasty moves. You'll be evicted soon anyway.