Maybe you wouldn't thinkit from my posts, but I'm actually a Communist in real life. Anyway, I got my hands on some statistics regarding the distribution of income in my area and I actually ran the numbers. You know, "to each according to their needs, from each according to their ability"? According to my formula, I apparently owe 47% of my paycheck to those worse off than me. I think I'm going to need to re-run some of those numbers.

Recently found an old copy of my bucket list. It had 16 items on it. I have so far completed 1 of the items. 1 of them I don't even know how I would begin to complete. 3 of the items are still on my most recent bucket list. I completely forgot about 5 of the items. And 6 of the items I no longer see a point to. I've been worried about whether I'll be able to complete everything on my more recent lists, but seeing this I think I'm no longer worried!

Anyone who thinks I somehow automatically hate poor people just because I'm well-off has not seen the amount of my money that goes to fighting poverty. One of the causes that I've put the most towards has got to be my poverty fighting tank, which I regularly drive through slums in order to kill poor people and destroy their property. With the amount of effort I put into hating poor people, it seriously pisses me off any time someone says it's "automatic."

Yo mama's so old, she keeps asking why all those apes evolved to look like her.

Dammit, Amethyst just deleted my draft for the third time. I don't even know why this time...

Testing: does this note save as a draft if I quit out while Amethyst is mining proof-of-work?

I hate all those stupid charities that try to get you to donate so that people without any food don't have to go hungry. Listen, life sucks for everyone. Sometimes you'll just have to figure out a way to deal with hunger. Like me for example, I deal with it by eating. Though I suppose the people without food will have to figure out a different way of dealing with it. Hm.

Empathy is horrible. Instead of spending your time thinking about what is happening to you and how your life is going, it draws you in and gets you to waste your time thinking of some fantasy scenario where you're spending your time in another person's circumstances. I swear, it's a mental illness. Like, jeez, what ever happened to minding your own business?

"911! PLEASE HELP! I'M BEING CHASED BY A PSYCHO WHO'S TRYING TO KILL ME!!!" "Sir where are you? We'll send police right away!" "Umm, actually that's private. Are you trying to compromise my opsec to track my location??? Nice try cop! Goodbye!" *gets violently murdered*

Dewalt recently came out with their own electric truck to compete with the cybertruck. It's actually a really great truck! The only inconvenience really is charging the 500 Dewalt battery packs it takes to drive the thing.

When willl @amethyst add follow notifications?

I work as a 911 operator. Earlier today some dickhead called up and started ordering a pizza. I explained to him that 911 is for EMERGENCIES, and being a little hungry is not an emergency. He just kept trying to order the pizza, getting more and more nervous and upset until eventually I had to hang up on him. What a waste of my damn time.

Children: "rain, rain go away, come again another day!" Rain: "that's what you said last time! This wasn't part of the deal!" Children:

Money exists to represent value. People complain all the time about inflation lowering the value of their money, but maybe they don't deserve it. Many valuable things such as fruit spoil over time. Why should money be any different?