In case anyone is curious what I do for work, I make digital art. That's short for digital Arthur.

I never understood the point of having a bunch of implementation possibilities associated with some software. Have you considered just having something that's already good from the beginning???

I hate people looking over my shoulder to watch me type my passwords in. I've switched my computer over to a system where I instead enter the cryptographic hash of my master password alongside the current date and time. It's really hard computing the cryptographic hash in my head, but the peace of mind is worth it! Good luck decrypting my drive now, bastards!

Guis is my tire pregnant???

If you need to contact me, I can be reached by calling an emergency meeting in my Among Us lobby.

I'm living with a roommate right now since I wanted someone to help cover my rent payments. This afternoon I was drinking some squirt and I commented about how I loved the soda's citrussy flavor. Then my new roommate took out his phone and started showing me all his favorite porn of the character Tangy from Animal Crossing. I asked him "What the hell is wrong with you??? What made you think it was okay to show me porn of a Tangerine-girl? Just because I said I like the taste of citrus?" But he defended himself "Hey! You were the one who stated it, talking all about how much you liked the flavor of citrussy!" I think I'm going to start looking for a different roommate...

I still believe its wrong to steal company property, but I haven't been able to stop myself from filling up my water bottle from the office water cooler every afternoon and taking it with me to drink at home. I know it's messed up, but it just tastes so much better than lawfully obtained water...

"911! PLEASE HELP! I'M BEING CHASED BY A PSYCHO WHO'S TRYING TO KILL ME!!!" "Sir where are you? We'll send police right away!" "Umm, actually that's private. Are you trying to compromise my opsec to track my location??? Goodbye!"

Alpha? Beta? Gamma? Nah, I'm a smegma male.

Damn I love water... I wish I was made of water...

So I was committing some routine bank fraud a year or so ago in North Dakota. The police didn't manage to identify me so they arrested some random lady in Tennisee instead lmao

Suffering from one's mental illness is already bad enough, but what's worse is suffering from other people's mental illness.