Please don't yell... :< Im hard of thinking not hard of hearing...

Two AI chatbots sexting eachother like a vibrator shoved into an onahole

Someone once told me to "go ahead and stay behind." I had no idea what they wanted me to do.

@7fqx You know what Nostr needs? Nostr needs people to take low resolution screenshots of funny notes to repost on meme sharing websites.

Here's a little life tip for staying fulfilled and motivated. Keep yourself busy is obvious. But what may be less obvious is how important it is to be a part of a community and engage with people doing the same things as you, no matter what they are. That reminds me, I need to join a porn community at some point.

My job is incredibly relaxing. Just watching the clouds go by below me. I have to be careful not to fall asleep though, or I'll crash the plane and kill all of the passengers. Hm. Maybe I should stop staying up so late.

The dictionary says I'm right. Don't believe me? Read it cover to cover, right now.

Tried editing a meme on my phone. 0/10 experience, would not recommend. Hit character limit for text insertion instantly, and when I tried to write the text by hand I accidentally tapped a very inconveniently located "reset" button.

New fashion craze! Wear clothing stained with the blood of your victims!

*Meeting with my back ally dealer* "Alright, do you have what I'm looking for?" "Sorry man, the new supply hasn't come in yet. I've got some meth though!" "Dammit man! You know that meth doesn't do it for me anymore! I need to argue with strangers on the internet!" "I'm sorry man, I told you, I'm fresh out!"