Ugh, I'm so irritated. Every time I try to go on a sexist tirade, some goody-goody-two-shoes has to show up and say "whoah there buddy, you should be more respectful to ladies! After all, we're all human!" No. I'M human. THEY are huwomen.

In the original cut of Karate Kid, Mister Miyagi's fighting style incorporated a distinctive handjob motion in it. However the scene where Miyagi teaches it to his student was really controversial with test audiences, so that aspect of Miyagi's Karate technique was majorly downplayed in the final cut.

I know it sounds sacreligious, but I'm not inherently against posting on centralized and third party controlled websites like Twitter or ActivityPub. Sure, I think people should make an attempt to maintain a couble dozen secret alt accounts in case a few accounts get banned, but ultimately this isn't about me; it's about the person I'm talking with. If I ever start reposting all of my (objectively banger) notes to Twitter, I want you to know that this is still my main platform. I would probably even direct people to Nostr if they want to have a public conversation with me free from the threat of interference. There's a reason I'm one of Nostr's 24 users, even though Nostr sucks in almost every way.

I hate technology. Technology sucks. Not inherently, and not even because of other people. It's because of me. I have been secretly been making technology suck for everyone this whole time. Sorry, I was planning on fixing it, but I'm really busy with a bunch of other stuff, I'm sure you understand. I'm sure I'll get around to it.

#ISSUE 326 Umm, I ran your program on Windows and it bricked my computer... #ISSUE CLOSED BY DEVELOPER Yes, that's the program working as intended. Don't use Windows.

Anger exists to teach people lessons. Unfortunately, contrary to popular belief, its the angry people themselves who is supposed to be learning a lesson. If a person is angry enough, human psychology will literally make him stick his hand in a fire over and over as many times as it takes for him to finally learn that it's bad for him. Don't let that guy be you. If you are angry try to learn your lesson the first or second time you get burned.

Beat Banger was originally planned to be an 18+ rated game, but Oh wait, I just checked. It is an 18+ rated game. Never mind, my joke doesn't work.

"Your honor, there's no way I could have known she was underage! She was using a fake ID!" "Huh? What are you talking about???" "Whenever I pick up a girl at a bar, I always wait to see if the bartender checks her ID and is willing to serve her alcohol. That's how I check whether the girl is over 21!" "Sir she was six years old..."

Never argue with a smart person. They'll drag you up to their level and then beat you with experience. Jokes aside, I hate evidence and long chains of reasoning. They are wrong, 100% of the time. And useless too. The perfect argument only ever has one step. Usually it's a bizzare and mind bending step or else most people would have come up with it already, but once you find it, that step is irrefutable. I'm glad I have so much experience arguing about things on the internet, it helps with IRL arguments too. It takes an incredibly powerful will to ignore the retarded things people say sometimes in order to focus on what matters.

On Memorial Day, we are supposed to honor the memory of those who died for our freedom. And what better way to honor them but by making our own sacrifices in the pursuit of freedom? So why then is my state representative threatening to block my number if I don't stop calling and suggesting we trap dozens of people in a hunger games arena and force them to play death games? This is complete baloney!

When a people hear that on average I maturbate four times per day, they alway think I'm some kind of degenerate coomer, but that's not true at all! The majority of days I don't masturbate a single time! In fact, the average drops down to zero per day if we exclude Destroy Dick December.

The easiest way to prevent rape is to simply consent. There's nothing the rapist can do to stop you.

I've been listening to Christian radio recently. But it's not as if I agree with them or anything, baka! Some athiests say that Christians only ever do the right thing because they are afraid of going to hell, not because they care about being good and competent peopl or about living a fulfilling life. And some Christians say that athiests only ever do good deeds because they are blindly mimicking the culture they grew up in, not because they care about or are able to listen to what Jesus calls them to do. But these positions are obviously ridiculous! If two groups of people are doing exactly the same thing then you should assume they are doing it for similar reasons! By observing carefully what actions a person is trying to justify with their language, you gain a piece of insight into the fundamental meaning of their words, rather than just the words' literal dictionary definition. When you start to figure out which parts of someone else's speech are analogous to what other parts of your own speech, you can unlock whole new modes of speech and communication. For example, I believe I can meaningfully contribute to Christian theology, even though its foundation is obviously wrong. In fact, while internally translating a radio preacher, I realized that his inter-church arguments were actually a direct insult against ME! He was calling me a Legalist and explaining why that's bad. It was such a unique and beautiful insult and I'm thankful to have been subjected to it. "You cannot live a fulfilling life simply by avoiding behavior that goes against human nature, as if it's just a set of laws to avoid breaking in order to be a perfect person. The fact is that every human falls short of their highest nature in one way or another. When a person's life lacks fulfilment, it's not necessarily a matter of not following enough laws, but rather its a matter of not doing enough to serve your purpose OUTSIDE of legal rules..." I don't know how offended I should be when the offered solution to this kind of problem is to "just pray about it", but I'll have to be ready to whip the insult out to use against someone else if I ever notice the opportunity.

I eat what my body tells me to eat. It's just that simple.