I'm starting to think people didn't mean it whenever they said "that's funny as hell". I'm there right now and this shit isn't funny at all... 🔥🔥👿🔥😥🔥👿🔥🐶🐶🐶🔥🔥

I bet you're wondering why the Epstein files are so heavily censored. What secret is the government so afraid of getting out? Harambe is in the flight logs.

I aquired a new insecurity lately. Would you believe that I'm insecure about my sobriety of all things? I've told various people that I believe it's better to experience authentic pain or suffering than to use substance to avoid the pain. Multiple people have called me a masochist for that. How the hell am I supposed to argue with that? Suppose someone just goes "nah, you aren't sober because you like authenticity like you are always saying. The real reason you are sober because you just really like suffering and punishing yourself. I'm glad I'm not a freak like you!" Is there anything I could even say or do to disprove that? There are so many ways I could turn their argument back on them. Oh yeah? What if someone you loved died? Would you want to feel bad about it? Or is it better to be glad that they died? Or even to not give a shit at all? If you could take a drug which made it so you didn't greave over a loved one's death then would you take it? Here's another one. What if you could feel perfect, non-addictive bliss with no health problems and no side effects and all you had to do was torture and kill an innocent person? (The drug would also take away any feelings of built about it afterward.) Would you kill that person? I refuse to use those arguments however. Partly because I believe that analogies are always bad. And partly because those are really personal questions; asking about the death of a loved one is pretty insensitive, and my own insecurity doesn't make it right to stomp on other people's feelings like that. I should stomp on their feelings in a different, better way.

Life is nothing but a series of failures and let-downs one after the other until you die. Every day something happens to make your life worse than it was yesterday. You can try and try and try your hardest, but you will never meet your own expectations. But somehow despite only ever failing and falling behind, we can take a look and find ourselves further ahead than the last time we checked. The secret is that every time you pivot to a different activity, your expectations are adjusted higher, and every time you try something, you get better at it, even when you fail. It still sucks though and it's not wrong to feel bad about being such a loser at life.

"Huh? No, I'm definitely gay. I'm just really into NTR. I date bisexual ladies in order to cuck lesbians and I aboid bisexual men so that I can get cucked by straight ladies."

The humans' best statisticians predict an apocolypse will occur in 2150. Because of this, every family gathers food, water, and other resources in preparation. Near the end of 2149, every family enters their bunker and closes the door behind them. 100 years later, resources are running low, but the current generation is prepared to return to the outside world. All of the families step out of their vault only to find that the apocolypse never occurred. Instead, a worried looking man stands outside checking his watch and pacing impatiently. When he sees everyone emerging, he relaxes. "Oh thank goodness! I've been waiting for ages! I was worried I had the wrong planet!" In the year 2250, the apocolypse wipes out the human race.

Should I come out as transphobic to my transgender friend? I'm worried my friend won't look at me the same way if I come out of the closet to them...