It turrns out the whole "baby stem cells being used for beauty products" thing was a complete misunderstanding. Someone was asking really weird questions about whether a lotion was safe to ingest, what it tastes like, what is it made out of... And so the spokesman replied "...it's for skin." Bam. Now everyone thinks the lotion is made out of foreskin. SMH...

The slogan is "believe all women" because the creator of the slogan didn't want anyone listening to the allegations from all the little girls he raped. (They aren't women yet.)

A monster-girl, but only in the sense that she's a horrible person.

Fun fact! A lot of evidence supports the idea that being hungry can make us smarter in a bunch of different ways. A lot of esports players will actually fast during a big tournament to ensure they are as sharp as possible for the event.

>"What? You're sexuqlly attracted to children because of how cute they are? You're a disgusting freak! Get away from me!" >Calls vaginas "pussies" because cats are cute. >Calls girlfriend "baby" because babies are cute >Uses the word "cute" to mean that a lady is sexually attractive In fact, historically we had to invent the slang term "bunny" because the previous slang term for rabbit, "cunny", started meaning "vagina!" Here's crazy idea: it's because bunnies are cute! I've even heard the word "kitty" start being used to refer to vaginas. People characterize pedophilia as a crossed wire in a pedophile's brain. But I seriously question if pedophiles like me are actually any different from everybody else!

A lot of times I'll see people online giving out this warning to programmers: "Woah! Be careful using that programming language feature! It may work on your machine with your compiler, but it's not a part of the language standard so it's not cross platform!" And so I'll check, and yes, it's not part of the language standard, but literally every compiler and platform supports it anyway because it's so useful, because it's so easy to implement, and because everybody uses it. Meanwhile a good chunk of features that ARE part of the language's standard won't be implemented by ANY compiler or platform because they are useless, difficult to implement, and used by nobody. Ok buddy. Good job. Thanks for the advice.

When I was a kid, I cared a ton about traffic and road laws. That's why whenever I did something wrong, he disciplined me by grabbing a beer and going for a drive.

Fun fact! "lol" is actually pronounced "hah".

I notice that a lot of people make "just in case I end up in prison, I want you to know now that I'm not suicidal" posts ever since Jeffery Epstien died in prison. Just in case I ever make an "I'm not suicidal" post in the future, I want you to know now that I'm planning to troll everybody by committing suicide anyway.