Happy Birthday,
@Derek Ross , the undisputed King of the Purple Pill!
Youβve shoved that grape-flavored hopium down our throats so relentlessly that Pfizer just DMβd you for consulting fees. Meanwhile, the real Grape Ape slapped you with a cease-and-desist faster than you can say βnostr:npubβ¦β
Walked into your house once: Fierce Grape Gatorade on IV drip, purple keyboard, purple mousepad, purple LED toilet bowl so even your piss stays on-brand. Bro, youβre one Grimace Shake away from turning into a full-blown ultraviolet superhero nobody asked for.
As Shakespeare himself would say if he were on Nostr today: βThough this be madness, yet there is method inβt.β Respect, to a Nostr Legend; enjoy the day brother, love ya! π£π
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