Michael Saylor releases his first encyclical on X.
“Bitcoin must serve plebs, suitcoiners, shitcoiners, and devs not concentrate power through purity tests.”
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NEW: Crypto Cloaks drops the rainbow #Bitcoin grenade for Pleb Pride Month. Available exclusively in June.
BREAKING: Michael Saylor is scheduled to meet with Dr. Jack Kruse to have one of his kidneys removed to sell for more #Bitcoin.
JUST IN: Cory Klippsten accuses Simply Bitcoin® of Anti-Swanitism.
Gay Treasury Secretary Bessent on Bitcoin: "I see every bottom as an opportunity to go all-in."
JUST IN: @GMONEY arrested near Ruby Ridge, Idaho trying to spend clipped Casascius coins without ridges.
BREAKING: Erika Kirk spotted driving a Killdozer fitted with patriotic fireworks through Scottsdale, Arizona.
Women in Bitcoin are staying bullish by showing off their “Bare Matket Bottoms.” 📸
June is about Pleb #Pride
NEW: Now that #BIP110 has already lost, a new BIP is being drafted which will charge Knotzi's a 21% "retard tax".
The tax will be applied on all their transactions and be distributed to economic nodes as compensation for all the time wasted by retarded plebs.
BREAKING: Matthew Kratter is moving to Argentina 🇦🇷 with Peter Thiel after being disgraced in U.S. due to #BIP110 RDTS having already lost.
Hope everyone is enjoying White Goy Summer 😎
BIP-110 plebs are stoked about Pleb Slop Summer
JUST IN: First ever Bitcoin Juggalos meetup will take place this August in Detroit right after Lake Satoshi
BREAKING: Mechanic mutters and mumbles when asked to define "What is consensus?"
BREAKING: Bugle News now has more followers on Nostr than X.
BREAKING: 🇮🇷 Iran has integrated @Branta into toll payments for ships traveling through the Strait of Hormuz - Reuters
